Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 168 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Sin Francisco
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 2001.04.19
In the parlor, Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty struts over to the Dolt, who apparently hasn't budged from his sprawl on the sofa. The Dolt tells her she's blocking his view of the new, humongous television set Piper bought for him. She can think of something "more exciting that television." Because she's a whore. That something more exciting is, of course, Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty. She takes the remote from the Dolt and switches off the set. The Dolt whines for her to return the remote, and listlessly lunges across her to retrieve it. Piper fortuitously enters at this point, gives the situation a brief once-over, and shrieks, "Phoebe!" Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty notes that, as Prue has her under house arrest, she must "make do" with what she finds in the manor. Honey, I'd rub up and down on a damn doorknob before I made a move on the Dolt, but I guess you do what you think is necessary. "Get your slutty hands off of my husband!" Piper screams. "Make me," is the cool reply from Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty. Piper hoists a freshly-acquired bust of Shakespeare and prepares to brain the Feebs with it. The wicked Eighth Deadly Bath Bead of Cheap Shots compels me to note the recipient of a proper braining would require a brain to begin with. The sin! Oh, the sin! Will I never be clean?
Where was I? Oh, yeah: Prue yells at them all to get a grip. While Darryl has taken care of the poor Protestant afflicted with the Bath Bead of Envy, they still have to deal with the remaining Bath Bead of Anger. Prue starts to assign duties, again ordering the Dolt to consult with TPTB. The Dolt, in a near stupor (I know, I know. This is different…how?), claims he's too tired to comply. Prue belabors him about his face and neck, snitting that "it's [his] job!" The Dolt yawns and deadpans, "Why bother? You never listen to me anyway." The Dolt orbs up to the Bridal Boudoir for a nap. Prue snots that the sisters don't need the Dolt anyway, as they still have The Power Of Three in their bag of tricks. Speaking of tricks, Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty takes this opportunity to peruse the centerfold of a magazine entitled Men's Fall. Piper dons a pair of boxing gloves and childishly beats her hands together. Prue gapes.