Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 168 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Sin Francisco
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 2001.04.19
Meanwhile, Darryl is busy suspending Officer Package for dereliction of duty. Officer Package, of course, tries to pin the whole mess on the badly-dressed slut with the condoms. Darryl: "Go back to the station, and turn in your hardware." Gee. That sounds like it would hurt a guy. Sorry! Sorry! I had to do it. Bet you didn't know the Eighth Deadly Bath Bead contains the Sin of Cheap Shots, did you? Darryl stalks off as Officer Package shouts indignantly at his retreating form. Kenickie pops in for a little lecture on the physiology of anger. He also opens the cheap box to toss the last of the Seven Deadly Bath Beads into Officer Package. Why the Greed Bath Bead is not back in the box waiting for reuse now that the "bus" "plowed" into "Pike," I'll never know. In any event, Officer Package is now extremely miffed. He demands to know who Kenickie is. Kenickie suavely replies, "Someone who can help you channel your anger." Officer Package, who looks alarmingly like Robert Patrick in T2: Judgment Day when peevish, glowers into the camera as we cut to commercial.
Back from break, Phoebe and Prue approach the manor's front door. Phoebe: "You know, it wouldn't have killed you to drive past the fire station for a little look-see." Demian, beyond all hope: "Hee!" Prue and Phoebe enter the manor to discover the fruits of Piper's shopping spree crammed into every available space. Miss Phoebe If You're Nasty lewdly ogles the fat, grey, fiftysomething deliveryman and notes that Piper has "put the 'glut' in 'gluttony.'" Phoebe should mind her tongue, given her talent for putting the "slut" in "slut," the "slag" in "slag," the "tramp" in "tramp," the…eh, you can see where I'm going with that. Prue confronts Piper -- how did all this stuff arrive at the manor so quickly? Piper flipped through the BoS to rustle up some "I want it NOW" spells, violating that ban on using magic for personal gain that caused the gals so much trouble in "Morality Bites." Piper ignores Prue's bitchery to flip the switch on a loud and monstrous fountain. Over the roar of the water she shouts, "Soothing, isn't it?" Snicker.