Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 56 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Don't Talk Too Loud
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 14 | Aired on 03.16.2014
Alicia: "Every fucking day, babe."And that man's hand reaches out to hold the elevator door.
GOOD TIMING
It was the blue suit, the first day with the apartment, so she didn't know she was lying.
Will: "Alicia Florrick? I haven't seen you since Georgetown!"
Alicia: "Ha. Lives ago."
Will: "Not for me, I've just been doing this. Why are you in this building?"
Alicia: "Just got a job at Wells & Brolin! Nice kicks."
Will: "Ordinarily I wear grownup shoes and not sneakers but a baby threw up on them."
Alicia: "Not even gonna ask, because I have two kids myself so I can't exactly be like, How dare you have kids and a whole life without me?"
Will: "Oh hey, sorry your life sucks and everything. I swear it will get better. Listen, call me. Stern, Lockhart & Gardner."
Alicia: "Was that a Gardner at the end?"
Will: "Oh, did I tell you the whole name of my firm? Where I'm a name partner?"
Alicia: "Holy balls it is good to see you."
Will: "I have to go drink some scotch now is how nice it is to see you."
HOTEL
She goes straight for the wine, remembering this part. A cute cluck of the tongue, as no corkscrew reveals itself. She heads down to the hotel bar, instead.
It's not procrastinating.
TIMES SQ
Elsbeth takes a picture with a costumed-character bear in a flowered hat whom, if you follow NYC blabber at all, you already know is going to curse her out or something, so then it becomes the horror movie of anticipation of somebody being mean to Elsbeth Tascioni, an unthinkable thing.
Elsbeth: "Can I have just one hug?"
Mean Elmo: "Ya dirty Jew."
Elsbeth: "Whoa, what? And about that hug..."
Mean Elmo: "You dirty stinking Jew."
Elsbeth: "You know what, I don't even want a hug. Did you just call me a 'dirty stinking Jew'?"
Mean Elmo: "Deaf dirty stinking Jew."
Elsbeth: "Oh my God."
It's like it is only in this moment that Elsbeth remembers giant cartoon bears with flowery hats do not actually wander the urban streets in reality, and that actually inside that costume is a person whose disadvantages, whatever they may be, have brought him to a place where he is gainfully employed by sweating through the day dressed as a costumed-character bear in a flowered hat, in Times Square -- which from what I can tell is just tourists being rude to other tourists because they think it makes them seem more like New Yorkers -- which means that those disadvantages are almost guaranteed to include literally mental illness.
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