Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 12 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Will v. Grace
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.30.2012
DAVID LEE TESTIMONY
David Lee: Smarming it up!
Dana: "Through your creepy sweet smile, please tell me the origin of this quote we got from some profile where you said that you love Will Gardner for being as sneaky as you are."
David Lee: "Sneakily charming, is what I meant. Because I am so charming!"
Grand Jurors: Laugh nervously; goosebumps and crawling flesh.
Dana: "Aren't you just. So that's why the next thing you said was The sneaky thing is to cross the ethical line, and not lose track of your client, yes?"
David Lee: "Good one, Dana. Yeah, I meant 'charming' in that way, sure. That clearly makes sense."
Dana: "And you also created Judge Parks's will and a trust for his kids, right?"
David Lee: "Freelance."
Dana: "At a discount. Maybe that's a payoff for Parks's predisposition toward L/G?"
David Lee: "Yeah, one of those real sneaky payoffs where he paid me currency in exchange for my work on his family's behalf."
Dana: "But he paid you at a discount?"
David Lee: "No, he paid me the same amount as State's Attorney and future governor Peter Florrick, I think..."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Stop doing that shit!"
OUTSIDE
David Lee: "I am awesome. But yeah, it's all about you and Judge Parks in bed together."
Steely-eyed Will heads across the hall, past Wiley's wig and into Parks's office; Wiley comes in and talks to the receptionist about his baby while taking a photo of... Will Gardner slipping Parks an envelope? What the fuck, Gardner.
HOT DRINKS
Stacie fills up their hot drinks with whipped cream and you have to watch Amy Sedaris eat, which is always unsettling.
Stacie: "So you told GLAC that I was meeting Rush Limbaugh. Nice one! I told them that our meeting was about me starting a fight with him about DOMA."
Eli: "Clever."
Stacie: "Also, I stopped swearing. Just when you think I'm going to zig, I flip it and say something like, I desire you! Everything about you, your eyes and hair, I want to take you on the floor of this restaurant."
Eli: "You know what, go for it. Chicks been freaking my brain out all day. Come at me."
Stacie: "You come at me, bro."
Eli: "No way, I'm going to sit here and you're going to come at me."
Stacie: "I can't even remember if this is real life right now."