Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 12 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Will v. Grace
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.30.2012
Cary, impressed: "And yet somehow I still feel like Kalinda made this happen."
POST-COITAL
Eli's Hair Is: A hot mess after sex, as it turns out.
Stacie: "Could you hand me my housecoat? It's on top of a mockup brochure I did for your ex-wife Parker Posey's campaign against Peter..."
Eli: "You are the most fucked-up person in the universe."
Stacie: "Don't leave! I desire you!"
HOME
Alicia: "Children, we need to talk."
Children: "Oh my God, what did we do now?"
Alicia: "Wellll... Hang on, my phone. Which I now put on vibrate, because Grace's stupid voice kept fucking me over. And causing dogs to attack."
Kalinda: "It's me, Kalinda."
Alicia: "I know that, asshole. Why are you calling me?"
Kalinda: "Because I love you and just wanted to hear your voice. No, actually I was just calling to tell you that the ham sandwich escaped. No indictment."
Alicia: "What? That's crazy."
Kalinda: "And yet fairly foreseeable, because this is a television show and all. But we're looking into the specifics. Listen, L/G is in full party mode and you need to get down here."
Alicia: "I can't, thanks. Oh, and also, Kalinda. Th... Um, thank you for calling me."
Kalinda: "No problem."
PARTY
Kalinda hangs up, and does her best Kalinda dance. You can't see it in her movements or the tiny little twitch of her smile, but if you know Kalinda you know what that did for her. As if there could come a day where her first priority is getting everybody out alive.
A cute girl cover of my favorite childhood song, Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again," plays while Will tries to get Elsbeth to dance and Diane calls him over so they can hold hands and love each other so much. And they dance. They deserve it.
HOME
Zach: "Good news from work?"
Alicia: "Bizarrely awesome news, oddly enough."
Children: "What did you want to talk about?"
Alicia: "Oh, right. Um... Let's say I haven't been a great mom..."
Children: "Patently untrue."
Alicia: "Let's take a week's vacation together."
STATE'S ATTY
Peter: "Mrs. Scott-Carr, thank you so much for failing to do a goddamn thing I asked you to do. Here is your payment. You are excused."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "We can still get him! Never say die!"
Peter: "Die."
Wendy Scott-Carr: "There are other ways..."
Peter, deadly: "Like calling my fucking wife?"
Wendy Scott-Carr: "Oh shit, was that out of bounds?"
Peter: "Bye now."