Episode Report Card Potes: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Secretaries Day
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.02.2007
As Wili is talking, Claire gets a load of her perfect feet and starts to laugh. She says, "You poor, stupid woman! Look at those toes. You're sleeping with him, aren't you?" Apparently Bradford didn't hide his subscription to Foot Fancy very well. Claire tells Wili that it doesn't mean anything, and it's hardly an exclusive club. Wili asks why, if that were true, Claire cut the brakes on Fey's car. "Or were you threatened...like now?" she asks. Oh, it is on. Claire lunges across the table at Wili and grabs her collar. She calls her a slut and then says that there are a hundred women in the pokey that she could get to slit Wili's throat for a pack of menthols, and she's got a whole carton in her cell. The guards come and pull Claire off of Wili and drag her back to her cell, and all the while she yells, "You stay away from my husband you degenerate piece of human filth or you're dead! Do you hear me? Deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!" Can't they work this out the sophisticated way, wearing bathing suits in a kiddie pool full of jello? Wili smirks, perhaps because she has the same idea, and Claire is kind of hot when she gets all tough and threatening.
Wili's subsequent flash of evil genius entails dragging Marc away from the festivities at The Middle Ages. Oh, boo. He would so enjoy what is to come. He runs by Betty and yells, "Bye, grandma!" But Betty hardly notices, because Henry's name (that is Henry Grubstick, in full) is called next to ride the giant robot horse. But Henry is nowhere to be found, because he's off telling Charlie not to be jealous. Fucking Charlie. Maybe Claire can get her taken out, too, if she throws in a can of Bud Light? Betty The Brave is forced to step up to ride the horse. With the knowledge that no good is going to come of any of this, we head to commercials.
When we return, we are in a setting with mood music and soft jazz. And this is where Daniel meets Tyler. Well, how is that supposed to make him want sex less? Daniel confesses that he and his date had sex during Hotel Rwanda. For multiple hours of pleasure, he should try Schindler's List. Tyler tells him that cold turkey is hard, and they don't make a patch for this. He then admits that five years ago, he was where Daniel is now. Daniel says that he doubts this, but Tyler says that he even left his family on Christmas to go to a strip club. But he was dressed as Santa, to deliver presents to the strippers! Or, "presents." That's practically community service. Tyler says that Daniel needs to find something to help him focus on other things. He then asks Daniel if he wants to know how Tyler got through it, and Tyler hands Daniel a bottle of pills that he found "overseas." He tells Daniel that whenever he wants sex, he should take one of them as a distraction. This guy has a degree in sketchiness. Seriously, what is that about?