Episode Report Card Potes: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Secretaries Day
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.02.2007
Meanwhile, in the pokey, Alexis visits Claire. Claire's face is all bruised, and when Alexis asks about it, Claire says that it was from yoga. Alexis asks if Claire's okay, and Claire says that jail is cake compared to all her rehabs. It is true that Hasselhoff can get a little handsy sometimes. At least in jail, says Claire, you can score a decent glass of toilet wine. I don't even want to know. In more pleasant matters, Alexis tells Claire that she thinks she's falling for Rodrigo, and that he's asked her to move to Rio. Claire asks what Alexis wants, and Alexis says that she doesn't know. Claire tells her that as hard as it's been with Bradford, they've always stood by each other. On feet unblemished by a single callus or corn. If Alexis has found that with someone, says Claire, she should follow him wherever he goes. She only asks that Alexis not disappear completely again. Alexis says that she won't, then she leaves. I mean, Jesus, are you so sexed up that you can't hang out with your mom for ten minutes? Put it away and chat for a while. Claire looks sad when Alexis leaves, and even sadder when a muscled tough named Yoga comes up and tells Claire that she's in Yoga's seat. Please let there be a Pilates equivalent waiting for Paris Hilton. At least she's already used to the toilet wine.
Back at Mode, Wilhelmina asks Marc if her hat is appropriate for prison. Marc says that she wore it to visit Martha, and Wili says that was to detract from the god-awful sweater Martha knitted her. That is not such a good thing. Marc asks why Wili is going to visit "that gangly old boozehound" Claire anyway, and Wili says that Bradford refuses to divorce Claire, and Wili refuses to accept that. So she's hoping to convince Claire to divorce Bradford. Marc asks if she'll be back in time for lunch with the homeless children, and Wili tells him if not, to make sure they get their free hair products, then she gives him a tiny lecture about priorities.
Meanwhile, Tyler tells Daniel that Daniel seeks out sex so he won't have to deal with his problems. Daniel counters that he just likes a little push-push in the bush. He asks if he can start dealing with his life tomorrow, since he has a hot, pants-allergic date that night. And he wants to stick her with his Epi-pen, if you know what I mean. Tyler suggests that Daniel try going out on a sexless date. Daniel chuckles. Tyler tells him that he has to take a stand now, or it gets worse. Plus: herpes.