Episode Report Card Potes: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Secretaries Day
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.02.2007
Back at Daniel's apartment, his pants-allergic date really wants to get him in the sack. He offers to make coffee, he offers to play chess. Again, try the Yahtzee! She'll be so focused on trying to get the large straight that she won't even remember you have a penis. In any case, Daniel's evasion tactics aren't working. His date really, really wants to have sex with him. And she's really, really hot. Maybe Daniel should try hanging around ugly chicks? Daniel hits the TV, and says that The Notebook is on, and he loves that movie. Oh, so do I! Shut up, it's awesome. Predictably, The Notebook makes Daniel's date horny. He thus suggests that they watch Hotel Rwanda. Try Looking for Mr. Goodbar. Daniel's date asks what's up, and says that last time they got together, they didn't even make it out of the cab. Daniel says that he wanted to have a different kind of evening. He asks her seriously if she thinks he's addicted to sex. She does, and she loves it. I think that's called enabling.
We cut back to The Middle Ages. As Betty fearfully watches the giant robot horse, Henry approaches her wielding a giant leg of mutton. Or he's just happy to see her. He gazes at her and realizes that she's going to try to tame the jousting steed. She says it's no big deal, and starts to talk about her thighs of steel before cutting herself off. It's both hot and awkward. Hawkward! Henry tries to take her off to play a much safer game of darts, but Betty says that she has to do it. Christina spills the beans that Betty needs the money to help her father. Henry then says that Betty's not going to ride the giant robot horse -- he is. As he tries to sign up, Betty grabs the giant quill pen out of his hand. He tells her to let him do it. His grandparents had horses, he says. He never actually got near them because he was allergic, but he would look at them out of the window all the time. This ought to end well. Another big dude gets tossed off of the horse, and Betty acquiesces.
Henry signs up, and then his phone rings. It's Charlie. Henry says to her that yes, Betty is there, and that they're not going to have this conversation again. Hmmm, seems like someone's on to the fact that Henry and Betty are soul mates, doesn't it? Betty stands there awkwardly for a moment, and then Henry excuses himself to continue fighting with his girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Wili is visiting Claire and getting "let me hose you down" looks from all sorts of lady prisoners. She tells Claire that she's probably the last person Claire wants to see, but Bradford has been really depressed of late. Claire notes that having one's wife in prison might lead to the tiniest bit of depression. This is why Prisonex was invented. Claire asks why Wilhelmina is really there, given that she's nothing but a selfish bitch. She then checks herself and says, "Pardon my language. Prison has hardened me." I LOVE CLAIRE. I love Wilhelmina too, though. What they need to do is dump Bradford and open their own media conglomerate called Sweet Lady Love Publications. It's the only way. Wili says that she's merely a concerned observer, and that just because Claire's life is on hold, it doesn't mean Bradford's has to be.