Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Death Takes A Tango Lesson
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.14.2001
Manor. The Dolt lovingly sets the Gandarium lamp on a table. Piper silently disapproves of the placement. Prue wonders why Davidson hasn't returned her call as Phoebe enters to announce Cole's disappearance. She guesses Cole went after Reese alone to protect the sisters, and suggests that the two might be hiding in the Mausoleum's mausoleum. Upon learning that the Mausoleum's mausoleum might have been the location of Reese's death from Phoebe's earlier premonition, Piper proposes they head immediately to the Hardest Working Cemetery in Show Business. Prue tells them she can astrally project herself there faster. The Dolt reminds her that the Sucker vanquish is a Power of Three. Prue announces her plan is not to vanquish the vampires, but rather to "protect Reese long enough to get him out of there." She reassures Phoebe that her premonition will not come true, and turns to leave. Phoebe and Piper impotently gaze at their shoes.
Mausoleum's mausoleum. Reese struggles a bit with the Colethazor as FetusHead and Moe wipe into view. Reese goggles and gapes and gasps and hyperventilates. Shut up, Reese. FetusHead addresses Cole as "Belthazor" and reveals that he and Moe picked up on the squiggling vibes Cole left at the courthouse. The Colethazor initially plays dumb, then approaches the brain suckers, telling them to leave Davidson alone. Moe growls that Reese must have information Cole doesn't want to share as AP Prue glimmers in at the Colethazor's side. "Need some help?" she asks, winking at him. Reese goggles and gapes and gasps and hyperventilates. Again: Shut up, Reese. FetusHead: "Well, well. The mighty Belthazor, in bed with a witch." AP Prue: "Don't make me sick." Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it, honey. Not that I'd, you know, know anything about it. I'm just sayin'. Reese goggles and gapes and gasps and hyperventilates. GOD, Reese. Shut. UP. These people are professionals. Let them do their damn job. Reese doesn't listen to me, and bolts for the exit. Proof once again that I have to stop talking to the funny little people in my television. Moe slams Reese into a wall. AP Prue runs to his side as the Colethazor slams FetusHead through a stone pillar. Moe moves to suck on the unconscious Reese's brain stem. AP Prue kicks Moe through a large stone urn. She turns to check on Davidson as the Death Smear, um, smears in over him. Death materializes fully as the Colethazor calls for AP Prue's help. AP Prue glances over, notes that FetusHead and Moe are throttling the Colethazor, and decides to ignore the three of them. She faces Death and insists she won't let him scamper off with Reese's spirit. Or soul. Or life essence. Whatever. She tries to land a couple of kicks on the chest of Death, but her feet move right through his body. The Colethazor looks over and sees nothing but AP Prue kicking the air. Death announces that he never loses, and that it's Reese's "time." "Over my dead body," AP Prue retorts, and Death smiles as if that idea's not half bad. Snicker. Meanwhile, the Colethazor has managed to hurl the brain suckers across the room. He tosses a Flaming Ball Of Death at them, but they dematerialize before it hits them. Death himself, apparently thwarted momentarily by the vampires' exit, smears out. AP Prue bends to check Davidson as we cut to commercial.