Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Death Takes A Tango Lesson
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.14.2001
Oh, hello, shirtless Hugh Jackman.
Back from shirtless Hugh Jackman, Piper and Phoebe, having managed to break open the chapel gates, enter and ask Prue if she's okay. She's fine. How'd she get in? Death brought her. What? She doesn't understand it herself. Why did she let the Suckers kill the cop? Because it was the cop's time. What? She's sorry, she's oh-so-very sorry. Piper glares. Phoebe looks concerned. A lonely tear of regret makes its way down Prue's right cheek. Prue kneels by the corpse, grabs its hand, and tearfully apologizes again and again. Hello? You just saw Death smear out of there with him, Prue. Reese isn't there anymore. Stop wasting my time and your breath.
Fade to the manor. Cole moves to answer the ringing phone in the hall as FetusHead wipes in. Cole asks FetusHead if he's ever heard of a doorbell. FetusHead says, "We thought we'd surprise you," and swivels the fetus head on its fetus neck to look up at Moe, who's been crouching on the banister above like a gargoyle. Moe leaps, tackling Cole to the floor as the answering machine picks up the call. It's Phoebe, calling on the cell from the SUV. She tells Cole to get out of the house. Prue wonders from the back seat if she should send AP Prue on ahead. Piper, at the wheel, thinks the three "should stick together," and speeds up, running a red light and nearly causing an accident. Back in the manor, Cole (in Colethazor mode) and the Suckers maul each other, as well as a lot of the furniture. Moe crashes through a table. FetusHead head-butts the Colethazor into a bookcase. The Colethazor kicks FetusHead in the stomach, sending him flying backwards. FetusHead regains his balance in mid-air and levitates. The Colethazor tosses a couple of FBODs in FetusHead's direction. FetusHead dodges both, and they proceed to vanquish a picture and a plant stand. Moe boots the Colethazor into another bookcase. The gals are going to be pissed off when they see what the boys are doing to their house. Oh, hello, Cleansing Burst Of Synchronicity. The Ps trundle through the front door just as Moe leans in to suck Cole's brain stem. Wow. That sounds filthy and it's totally not. Prue TKs Moe into a table, where he vanquishes a lamp. She follows him and begins to kick his ass without mercy. Yes! Demon ass-kicking! Phoebe gives FetusHead the same treatment as Piper -- always useless in a fistfight -- helps Cole to his feet. Cole gazes over at Prue, who's working through her issues with Death by kicking Moe into a bloody pulp. He grabs her arm, stopping her with "don't." She joins Piper and Phoebe to recite the Sucker vanquish: "Knowledge gained by murderous means is wisdom's bitter enemy. The mind that burns with stolen fire will now become your funeral pyre." Appropriately, Moe and FetusHead clutch their heads as gouts of flame shoot from their mouths. Both soon disappear into balls of fire.