Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT And The Maiden
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.05.2013
Ashley: "His absence is, in itself, a presence. Also, I keep seeing him around town. If he's just on personal leave, that would be a super weird way to spend it. Haunting me in absurd ways just to freak me out."
Hanna: "Are you kidding? That's how anybody on this show would spend it. Anyway, I just accepted a date for you with Pastor Ted. Skulking around after you've killed somebody is like, first thing you can't do."
Ashley: "I guess you're right. I like that we can talk like this. Have a carrot stick."
Hanna: "If you put some salt on it, tastes just like a salty carrot."
FITZ
Fitz: "The worst thing about tutoring elementary school students is, they're not even hot."
Aria: "I know I've gotten you fired from two different teaching positions, just by existing, but that doesn't mean I can't find your current situation pathetic. You've got a child to support."
Fitz: "Darling, I've always had that."
RADLEY
Therapy Anne: "Hey, Spencer?"
Spencer: "Yeah, that's me. Don't tell anybody."
CHURCH
Pastor Ted: "Hanna, I'm glad you came on this date! I wanted to buy you coffee for connecting me with that thieving werewolf, Caleb's Uncle Dad."
Wilden: "...Can I come too?"
Ashley: "Does everybody else see him or is it just me?"
Wilden: "I'm just here to be super creepy and then go away again."
(He goes away again.)
Ashley: "In some ways, that is a relief that he's alive. In other ways... I guess it's a grass is greener situation. You always want the cop to be dead when he's alive, and vice versa."
RADLEY
Therapy Anne: "When they called me to evaluate a teenage Jane Doe, I admit I assumed it would be one of you. Not gonna lie. But my money was on Emily, she's been on a real tear lately. Why is it you?"
Spencer: "When I found my dead boyfriend's body near a smoking campfire, I lost my purse. Presumably Mona ended up with it. But then they didn't know who I was, and didn't have the technology to figure out who I was, so I just kinda went with it. Being Spencer Hastings has always been a hassle, but I had no idea how relaxing not being her would be."
Therapy Anne: "So you're not actually dissociating, or an amnesiac?"
Spencer: "No, girl. I'm just tired."