Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT And The Maiden
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.05.2013
Hackett: "Look, just tell me you're not dating him and can the extra, okay?"
Aria: "When you adults act like our relationship isn't legitimate, it makes me feel oppressed. Almost like my bad decisions and bullshit relationship are bad, bullshitty things."
Hackett: "That's not the question. The question is, if you're so sure we're wrong, why do you need our approval in the first place?"
SAD PASTOR TED
Ashley: "They do this thing twice a year, and I really should go for this promotion, so I am canceling our date..."
Ted: "That's not so bad..."
Ashley: "And also our entire relationship. If I get the job, Hanna and I are moving to New York."
Ted: "That's tougher to work with, but thanks for being kind of honest with me about it."
Ashley: "Well, option three is more likely than you think, being that my daughter is murdered and I go to jail for attacking a cop, mugging an old lady, and abducting a fake architect."
Ted: "Listen, if there's anything else going on that is motivating you to break up with me, I could probably help you with some of these distractions. Just tell me why you're terrified enough to leave me, who is awesome, and we'll work from there."
Ashley: "...Ah, now I get why Hanna never tells anybody anything. Damn, this sucks."
RADLEY
Mona: "What's up, girl? Heard you were feeling a little crazy! Want a cookie?"
Spencer: "Oh, Christ. Like I need this. How come you can come and go as you please, but my friends are subject to the 72-hour hold?"
Mona: "I'm here visiting my favorite nurse! Her name is Sybil, of course."
Spencer: "And you brought her cookies. How kind."
Mona: "It's important to reward kindness. For starters."
Spencer: "Why are you here and why are you talking to me and why did you even bother to kill Toby?"
Mona: "Maybe I killed him, who can say. But I'll tell you this, I am still pissed at you for turning me down back when I tried to recruit you. Remember how I kept telling you over and over that there's an A-Team and we want you to work with us, and you were being so stubborn you still don't remember me saying that?"
Spencer: "Because I'm so stubborn, that's why this is happening to me? Fuck off. Look, I know you want something from me. And the answer is an automatic no."