Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT And The Maiden
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.05.2013
Byron: "Your logic is sound. But sadly mine is not, so I will passive-aggressively offer to not help in any way."
RADLEY
Melissa: "Did you know we have parents? They're not coming. It's just me."
Spencer: "That is literally the only way this could suck more. I mean, nice to see you. Listen, you might as well leave though. I'm on a 72-hour hold, and you drive me crazy."
Melissa: "You've always been nuts, and I've always done what I can to exacerbate that, but I mean, wandering around the woods until sunrise? That is serious shit."
She wasn't wandering. She was changing. She wasn't lost, she was remembering. She wasn't on fire, she was dropping armor. Replacing things that didn't work, or taking them out entirely. A burning heart, wrapped in brambles; a tiny little acorn, the buttons on a sleeve.
Spencer: "Um, your entire graduating class did nothing after commencement except stick around town taking nudies of me and my friends, and they've all been tortured to death at this point, so maybe you're not the one to be judging me."
Melissa: "All I did was dress up in a costume, wander around a child party, fake a pregnancy to full term and then split town. I'm not that crazy. Please, please just let me make this all about me."
Spencer: "Fine, it's all about you. Stop bringing your grownup boyfriends around to molest me, and my enemies into my home to drink milk and chop vegetables, and we'll call it even."
THE BREW
Emily: "I'm still running point, for reasons that are obvious, so here's the download. Anne told Melissa, who told me, that Spencer is in Radley."
Liars: "I don't wanna say it, but I mean. About time, frankly."
Emily: "She was wandering around the woods, presumably looking for Toby. The important thing is, we can't go see her."
Aria: "That sucks that Melissa gets to visit her. I bet they're fighting right now."
Liars: "And who knows what Spencer's telling her. Or really everybody. That crazy bitch could be a real liability if they get her talking."
A sends Hanna a random text of a photograph that seems like it's Wilden and Ashley getting out of a car, but I have no real idea of what we're looking at and it never comes up again.
RADLEY
Eddie: "More pain cream? Just kidding, these are antibiotics with no tranqs or anything in them. It would interfere with your tests and thus be the perfect way to frame you for being crazy."