Episode Report Card Joe R: A- | 162 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT You Can't Miss The Bear
By Joe R | Season 1 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2005.08.07
On the soccer bench, Shane's busy being weird and having a giant fruit punch stain on his mouth. One of the other kids rags on him, calling him "lipstick" and then "vampire." Shane evenly asks which one is it, lipstick or vampire. The bratty towhead offers a new one: "orphan boy." OOOH! Shane throws a full can of soda at this kid, and when he goes to chase him, Nancy totally sticks her leg out and trips him. Because she is awesome. Shane keeps running, though, and hides under the bleachers where Silas and Quinn are lazily plotting out where and how they're going to be able to Do It, especially under Celia's watchful eye. Quinn says her mom is so controlling, she bought one of those nanny-can teddy bears to monitor Isabelle's eating. Shane is freaked because he merely grazed the towhead, to which Silas starts goofing that, "You can't miss the bear!" Which is a reference to that bear-hunting show they were watching before. They geek out about the show for a bit, and Quinn thinks they're both dorks.