Episode Report Card Potes: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Consumer Retorts
By Potes | Season 18 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.21.2012
The judges deliberate. Catherine's shot is good, but she could do more. However, Tyra loves her handsome, manly face. Eboni's idea of sexy is working against her, and she needs to embrace the baby face. Cutrone thinks that Sophie is maternity mayhem. Annaliese is extremely bookable, according to Nigel. Cutrone thinks she's more television presenter than model, but she's growing every week. Alisha's face is great, but otherwise Cutrone thinks she looks like she should be in a protein shake commercial. Yes, she is a very muscular 99 pounds. Tyra throws her leg over the table in a mockery of Gamatronica gone wild. Miss J. isn't totally sure that Seymone is comfortable in her own skin, and Cutrone hasn't seen her look like a model yet. Tyra thinks that Seymone has a banging Jessica Rabbit body, but she's disappointed in this week's photo.
Kyle is smoking hot in her photo, though a complete mess at panel. Nigel points out that she can look incredible. Ashley needs to be conscious of her Charismia brand and bring it to wherever she is, according to Cutrone. Nigel does not mention wanting to bang her, though you can still see the glint in his eyes. Candace makes Kelly Cutrone cry, and Nigel points out that she's not Exotica in anything but looks. Tyra coins the phrase, "Exotica is forgotica," which I'm sure will become the "fugeddaboudit" of 2012. Laura was great, and is zagging when others are zigging through her willingness to drape herself and her expensive gown all over the ground. Azmarie has a grumpy "too cool for school" thing about her, but looks amazing so who cares. Well, Cutrone cares a little. Miss J. impersonates Azmarie's disaffected reaction to her own fabulousness, and the judges have reached a decision.
Eleven girls, ten photos. These photos represent the ten girls who are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Model. The first name that Tyra is going to call is best picture this week. And it's Azmarie, for the second week in a row. Laura is called next, followed by Kyle. Everyone kind of looks at Kyle, waiting to see if she'll quit. She doesn't, and says nary a word about it. Catherine is called next, followed by Annaliese, Eboni, Alisha, Ashley, and Sophie. With Seymone and Candace in the bottom two, an American is definitely going home. Seymone is a vision of loveliness, and it's very rare to find a fiercely real girl with proportions like hers. However, her photos don't represent her in-person beauty. Tyra wonders how something so lovely turns into mediocrity. And then there's Candace, a lovely creature with an edge of Exotica. But just like Seymone, her pictures are mediocre. So which mediocre model gets to stay in the competition by default? It's Seymone, who gets her photo with a note that she doesn't know what she's doing and needs more time.