Episode Report Card Potes: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Consumer Retorts
By Potes | Season 18 | Episode 4 | Aired on 03.21.2012
Next is Catherine. Cutrone tells her that cars are sexy, but her picture is not. She also thinks that Catherine's face is tense. Miss J. wishes that Catherine had pushed a little more, and given a bit more neck extension. Then there's Alisha, who is showing a whole lot of leg in short-shorts. The judges do note the awkwardly stuck-out leg in her photo, but Cutrone says that Alisha's body is too weight lifter-ish. Miss J. points out Alisha's baloney and cheese, by which he means her toes hanging over the end of her shoe. Alisha is kind of like, "Well give me a shoe that fits, then!" Tyra loves Alisha's face, though. Then there's Seymone. Nigel talks about how frustrating it was to shoot her, because she wasn't committing. Tyra says that she looks like the wife of the head of the Rose Bowl, riding in a car in a parade. This is clearly not good. Do you think "majorette" would be good? If I said that I'd mean it as a compliment. Tyra points out that Seymone has a miraculous body, but is not doing anything with it. Cutrone agrees that her shot is mediocre at best.
Kyle is next, and nervous looks abound. The first thing Cutrone tells her is that she looks like a ninny when she appears before panel. She takes out her hair and shakes it around awkwardly, and all problems are solved. To the chagrin of just about everyone, the judges love Kyle's photo. Ashley is next, and Nigel says that not only does she display Charismia, she also transforms like a chameleon. She has been blessed as the one he wants to bone this season, what an honor. Nigel was disappointed in Candace, namely because her photo is horrible. She didn't communicate with anyone around her, and her face was the same in shot after shot. Tyra wishes that they had given her Azmarie's hair or lack thereof, so that she'd have nothing to hide behind. At first I thought, "It's not too late!" but then I realized that really, it is. Then there's Laura. She's phenomenal, and was very inspiring to Nigel. Cutrone tells her that she looks like a drunk Mae West, which is a compliment, and Tyra points out that she is doing the verb modeling, which is also a compliment. Annaliese needs to learn to look taller, according to Miss J., and Nigel tells her not to put her legs so far apart. However, Tyra likes that Annaliese knows how to use the muscles in her face. And then there's Azmarie. Her photo is so fierce that she doesn't even look like a human being. This is very good, because human beings are the worst.