Episode Report Card Erin: B+ | 114 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Papa, Can You Hear Me?
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 8 | Aired on 2003.11.23
The main FEMA dude at the front desk picks up the phone and makes a call. Vaughn picks up. "Weller Security, can you hold please?" Hee. Hee hee. This whole sequence made me laugh my ass off. From the monitor scramble to the very end. It's just fun seeing the Hot 'n' Handsome Boys Club go to work, doing what they do best: fucking with everyone and looking good while they do it. The FEMA dude ain't holding, he wants help NOW. Vaughn claims he has a man in the area (hee!) and he'll send him over. He hangs up, looks at Jack, and then nods.
The next thing we see is Jack, sauntering into FEMA, looking like they just interrupted his meatball sandwich break. Heh. He's all, yeah, I gots a call, youse guys down? Man. Man oh man. Spy Daddy is attempting a working-class accent and it SO isn't happening. The man is just TOO upper-class for words. But it's so adorable watching him try. FEMA dude's all, uh, where's Stu? Jack's all, he's got a nasal infection. "Freakin' nightmah," he says, sounding like a cross between Michael Rappaport trying to do a non-Brooklyn accent and Colin Firth trying to do a Brooklyn accent. Heh. Heh heh heh.
Elsewhere on the premises, Vaughn and Sloane are entering an underground tunnel. Sloane cracks that he's been doing this longer than Vaughn and that Jack could've taken a camera into the joint. Vaughn's all, well, yeah, but if they swept him and found a camera, this whole thing could've been over. Oh, and if he'd just been able to bring his Sony digital camera in there with him, we wouldn't have had the killer soul tunes, a working-class Spy Daddy, or an extended tension-filled action sequence involving all our favorite boy toys. Vaughn opens up a black case and starts unloading sundry items.
Back inside, a security guy comes over and tells Jack that he has to make a thorough search. "Hey," smacks Jack, "I'm new, but I'm not new, okay? I know the protocol." Heh. I'm laughing while I type this. You can't hear me, but I am. Security Guy runs his wand over Jack's body. And that's not nearly as sexual as it sounds. FEMA Dude reminds Jack that he has to accompany him at all times. Jack's all, yeah, yeah, yeah, just gimme da tools and show me da way. Heh.