Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Pregnant cause
By Daniel | Season 9 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.03.2004
And Harry and Martin stroll away, with Martin apologizing for not being more sympathetic to Harry's situation, and Harry says it's okay: "I faced my fears long ago. I had to," WHATEVER THAT MEANS, like, HURRY UP AND GET OFF THE SHOW, AARON CARTER. And here come RevCam and Annie up the walk, and they ask if Martin is being "conned" into breaking up with Ruthie, and Martin fills them in on how everything has worked out just perfectly for everyone, and the bird is fine. "Oh, that's good news," says Annie, but I swear she was being sarcastic. And no, Harry's not getting married. Want to know why? "I figure that if God would go that much trouble for a bird, surely he'll find a home for me." And how cool would it have been for RevCam to say, "Don't call me Shirley"?
In the house, the brats couldn't even wait before their parents got home before they started stuffing their faces. And SamVid says that Simon "made" dinner, and then corrects that to "The Chinese made dinnew," and "We love the Chinese!" and there is only so much I can take before I shoot somebody. And the CamRents fill in the kids about how Leanne and Charlie are doing, even though Simon and Kevin and Harry and SamVid don't have any idea who Lucy and Charlie are. And just when you think the kids are just going to silently contemplate this, Lucy gives a stupid little speech about how much she loves her husband and how glad she is that she's surrounded by family. "I hope you remember that when you go back to school," she says to Simon, who is really getting kind of picked on this episode. And the phone rings. And remember how irritated RevCam was at the beginning of the episode when Mrs. Lahey put her son on the phone? Funny how he seems to think it's cute when SamVid answers the phone with a "Camden residence" in unison. And then they say goodbye and hang up and come back to the table and tell everyone, "They said to tell evewyone it's a boy! A healthy boy! The mommy's fine!" And RevCam proposes a toast to life and they all clink their water glasses. And Sara M owes me BIG-time, like at the rate she's going, Sara M better be prepared to just fork over her first-born child.