Episode Report Card Erin: D+ | 1 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Whirligig of Death and Destruction
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 03.15.2005
Random Stadium of Tired Storylines. Sam's sitting an aisle seat. Syd approaches. She takes a seat and they talk about how it's safe for Sam to go back home without the whole witness protection bullshit. He says something about how it must kill her to do all this crazy stuff and see all these amazing places, but never tell anyone about it. "You know what?" she says. "It's not so bad. It gives people like us something in common." "People like us, huh?" says Sam, all proud that she included him in her little spy circle. She just gives him a sad smile and gets up to leave. "Hey," he says sweetly, "I'll see ya around the globe." "Goodbye, Sam," she says. She leaves and Sam looks out at the stadium and wonders if Judd Apatow has any other pet projects in the works because this mini-chopper crap has GOT to go.
Apple Store. Syd enters and runs across her father, who's on his way out. She's all, hey! I hear you located Korjev! Jack's all, yeaaaaah. I might have, uh, run across him. Syd's all, yeah, so, Sloane told me Korjev was taken in a standoff! How exciting! Did ya see it? Jack is all, uh, yeaaaaah. I might have, uh, witnessed something like that. Syd smells a rat, but says only, "Heading home?" Jack knows his daughter smells a rat, but says only, "Yeah, I'm gonna grab some dinner first." Syd's all, okay. Goodnight. Jack's all, okay. Goodnight. It's seriously that wooden. Jack walks past her and suddenly, Syd turns. "Dad! I'm kinda hungry myself," she says. "If you wouldn't mind the company." "What about your report?" he tersely says. "It'll keep," she responds. He smiles at her and they walk down the secret hallway together as she takes his arm. And…scene. Yeah. That's it. That's how it ends. I…yeah.
Next week: To make up for the obvious lack of Nadia in this episode, we have a whole episode devoted to the girl, it would seem. And apparently, most of it is in Spanish. Damn. I knew I should have paid more attention in Señora Luego's class back in the ninth grade.