Episode Report Card Demian: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Coyote Not-So-Ugly
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 9 | Aired on 01.10.2001
The phone rings. It's SlutPiper, who fakes her way through a story of finding a demon in the manor. Prue asks SlutPiper if she froze the demon, and SlutPiper presses the phone to her shoulder to gloat a moment over this bit of information. RealPiper, reflected in a pot on the kitchen stove, rolls her eyes. SlutPiper describes the demon as having "wild hair and these intense, bulging eyes." If she's describing Piggy, she left out the bit about the snout, the jowls, and the non-existent jaw line. Prue tells SlutPiper to pull a vanquishing spell from the Book of Shadows while she heads to the library to pick up Phoebe. SlutPiper tells her to hurry, and hangs up. SlutPiper then turns to RealPiper, asking for the whereabouts of the BoS. RealPiper stonewalls, telling SlutPiper she's made "a big mistake." SlutPiper coolly replies that if RealPiper doesn't get with the program, SlutPiper will go through each sister until she finds one who will help her roast Piggy. "One dead demon or three dead witches?" she asks. RealPiper sends her to the attic.
Phoebe's cell phone rings at the Historical Society. Prue fills her in, and, thinking Phoebe's still at the library, tells her to wait outside. Phoebe reveals she's actually at the Historical Society, and after a suspicious pause, Prue tells Phoebe she'll pick her up there. Phoebe looks conflicted. Or vacant. Your choice.
Back at the manor, the Hand of Piggy has led him to the sidewalk across the street from the house. Inside, SlutPiper clomps down the stairs, expressing impatience and wondering why she can't perform the spell on her own. RealPiper reminds SlutPiper that it's a Power of Three, so they have no choice but to wait for Prue and Phoebe's return. "What kind of witch can't kill a demon without her sisters?" SlutPiper snits. "What kind of demon has a panic attack when her boyfriend comes to visit?" RealPiper shoots back.
Piggy picks this moment to fling open the still-unlocked front door. He waddles on over to SlutPiper and TKs her to the floor. Piggy threatens her with a knife, the magic green bottle at the ready to store the Essence of Slut once Piggy has planted the knife in SlutPiper's chest. SlutPiper freezes him from her position on the floor. In a cleansing burst of synchronicity, Prue and Phoebe barrel in the door at that moment. Riiiight. SlutPiper hustles to their side with the vanquishing spell, which the three recite:
Let flesh be flesh, and bone be bone: