Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Through the roof!
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.05.2003
Back at NoDaddyNo Manor, the partnerless police officer is just minding his own business, waiting for Spawn to emerge from the house, when a figure emerges in the foreground. It's DaddyStopTouchingMe! He smirks at the camera.
Back in Palmer's Holding Cell, PoorMan'sHumeCronyn enters and confiscates Palmer's phone. What is this? The Facts of Life? Flowers in the Attic? After denying everything at first, Palmer hands over the phone. PMHC puts Agent Pierce under arrest for abetting Palmer. Abetting him how? Again, I have to ask how it is legally possible for them to imprison Palmer and isolate him from the outside world like this…much less arrest the Secret Service agent who gets him a phone. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself," says Palmer. PMHC recycles the same old weaselly speech about being Palmer's "friend." Palmer apologizes to Pierce for getting him arrested. "There's nothing to be sorry for," says Pierce, being led away by two men in camouflage. A new guard is brought in to watch Palmer.
NoDaddyNo Manor. While Spawn packs up her room, DaddyStopTouchingMe enters the house and runs up the stairs with a police holster that he clearly lifted from The Partnerless Police Officer. We all saw that coming, right? He enters his bedroom and starts packing his stuff, which includes some marijuana stashed in one of his lamps. Like, what was the purpose of showing us "drugs"? And really soft-core drugs at that. I mean, if he packed a bag full of white powder, that would be scary and edgy. But pot? I don't know. You'd think if he smoked, he'd be too mellow to beat the crap out of his wife all the time. But then maybe he got the munchies and that's how she got herself killed, by bogarting the Smart Food. He also packs up his passport and some money. Spawn can hear one of his bedroom drawers sliding shut. She calls out for the police officer. He doesn't answer. She checks the master bedroom. It's empty. NoDaddyNo is hiding in a corner. And he knows that Spawn is in the house.
Back at CTU, Soul Patch and Bitchelle start executing their plan. Bitchelle calls Chappelle to tell him that someone is waiting for him in a holding room. Chappelle goes into the room, but only Bitchelle is there. Suddenly, Soul Patch comes from behind Chappelle and puts a chloroform rag over his face, and Chappelle is down. "Go send that chopper to pick up Kiefer," says Soul Patch to Bitchelle as he injects Chappelle with some scary-looking serum. The time is 05:47:14 AM.