Episode Report Card Megyn: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Shock The Ducky
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 08.22.2000
Cut to Rebadow. He's taken to the hospital, where he just needs to see a familiar face as he is wheeled off to a hospital for emergency surgery. He pitifully calls out first for Dr. Nathan, then Busmalis, then his mommy. He's freaking that he knows no one and is being taken away. Poor Rebadow.
Cut to Em City at night. Bed check. When the guard moves on, Busmalis slips out of bed and crawls under the bed to (obviously) continue digging away underneath his bed on tunnel two, electric boogaloo.
Oh, hello, Hill. Buh-bye, Hill.
We see the gangrene gang lamenting that they never see Mobay actually selling drugs to anyone. They decide they must see him make a transaction if he's to be trusted. Adebesi is such the doubting Thomas. Pancamo knows if he were a cop, he wouldn't be able to snort enough coke to kill a donkey, and gestures towards Adebesi to illustrate his point.
Cut to Mobay with Glynn explaining the tangled web he's weaved. The web being the problem with selling drugs, of course, not doing them. Glynn says they'll just bring in another cop for Mobay to sell to. Mobay brands him a genius. I fixate on the rainbow bead necklace Mobay is sporting. Glynn naturally turns his attention from the matters at hand to which election poster looks the best. Shut. Up. Glynn. Mobay leaves.
The lunchroom, where we see Mobay selling drugs. Poet walks by, wheeling an Ikea shelving unit housing dirty trays. Adebesi is sucking on an orange as Pancamo says, "See? I told you he was okay." Adebesi sticks the orange in his mouth and continues on. Cut to Hill in a room being questioned by the homicide detective about Bruno and the elevator shaft mishap. He pleads ignorance. She ain't buyin'. He tells her no one he knows had a problem with Bruno, least of all him. She's like, "That's not what I heard." That method didn't even work in the seventh grade. Hill isn't breaking. She spots Glynn outside the window and tells Hill she'll be back. She leaves to join Glynn. When asked how it's going, she says she plans to let Hill sit alone and "percolate" for awhile to see what comes up. Detective woman needs a dictionary and thesaurus, stat!
Back to Mobay. Hill enters the pod. Mobay's bad accent asks, "Where have you been?" Hill tells him he was being questioned by the detective lady in the comfortable shoes. Mobay, smug: "She don't know nothing." Except it sounds like "nah-teeeng." Hill regards him with "you have no guilt, do you? You and me [sic] are the same, we both killed cops but -- there isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret what I did." Sniffy McAddict glares at Hill as his necklace begs to be ripped from his neck and smashed into tiny pieces.