Episode Report Card Erin: A | 355 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Who's Yer Daddy? Oh. It's Nathan.
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2007.02.05
Empty Hangar of Less-than-Happy Father/Son Reunions. Daddy Hiro looks at the painting of Hiro with the dinosaur that Hiro and Ando are supposed to deliver to Linderman in Vegas. "Your father looks angry," says Ando. "My father always looks angry," says Hiro. "But your sister looks hot," says Ando. "You're a perv," says Hiro. "I know you are, but what am I?" says Ando. "I told you: you're a perv," says Hiro. "I know you are, but what am--" "Oh, shut up." Daddy Hiro lectures his son, bitching about how he took an unauthorized vacation to go gallivanting across the USA while gorging himself on hamburgers and waffles. "Waffles are very good," says Hiro, without a trace of sarcasm. "You would like them." "No, Hiro, I would not!" says his father. Oh, I don't know. Waffles can be delicious, Daddy Hiro. Slap some syrup or strawberries and whip cream on those babies and you're golden!
Daddy Hiro wants Baby Hiro to come home and go back to work. Hiro says he's on an important mission. Yeah, how 'bout you get BACK to that important mission, homes? Instead of running around looking for a stupid fucking samurai sword that probably has nothing at all to do with your damn powers, you could be flinging around in time and getting some shit DONE. Daddy Hiro's all, get your ass on a plane. Hiro's all, but I have to go to Vegas. Daddy Hiro's all, don't give a shit. Get your ass on a plane. Hiro's all, but cubicles suck! Daddy Hiro's all, did I mention the don't give a shit? Ass. On plane. Now. Hiro's all, uh, not so fond of the corporate thing, Dad. Daddy Hiro's all, okay, then, how would you feel about it if I made you an executive vice president? You're supposed to be the CEO someday, son! Start acting like it! Sister Hiro's like, damn, I hate that my father's old-school ways make it impossible for me to take over his company! Ando's all, your sister's hot!