Episode Report Card Erin: A | 355 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Who's Yer Daddy? Oh. It's Nathan.
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2007.02.05
Wait -- ER is still on TV? Does anyone even watch that fucking show anymore? I love the Goran, but not enough to sit through even five minutes of that dreck. And I not only sat through Practical Magic, I OWN IT. So you know my devotion to the Goran knows no bounds. But I draw the line at ER. Really. Goran? Get a new gig so I can love you all over again. Please.
After the break, Sylar's enjoying his tea while Mrs. Bennet wonders who left the door open. I think Sylar has some Kibbles-n-Bits stored in his shoes, because Mr. Muggles is all over that shit and keeps snarfing on Sylar's shoelaces. Mr. Muggles: What? I like laces. Sylar comments that he's always wanted to see where Mr. Bennet lives, and Mrs. Bennet thinks it's just hilarious that the Primatech Paper employees all refer to their boss as "Mr. Bennet" instead of "Great Googly Moogly" or his given name of "Aloysius." Seriously -- what the hell SHOULD they call their boss, "Mr. Big Boss Man"? The hell? Mrs. Bennet almost lets slip HRG's actual first name, but she stops short of telling us when she notices Mr. Muggles licking Sylar's laces like they're coated in beef. ["Which...depending on what he did to Henchdoctor, they very well may be." -- Joe R] Mrs. Bennet comments that the dog has just discovered shoelaces and can't get enough of them. Mr. Muggles: "I'm telling you, they're delicious." Sylar fakely chuckles and looks like he'd like to pick up Mr. Muggles with his mind and throw him against a wall.