Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 7 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Forever CANCELLED!
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2006.05.21
Anyway, Piper quickly connects the loss of Boring Jesus's powers to The Retard Sisters' abuse of The Hollow, and vows to kill them. Phoebe proposes they jump into the past again to prevent Maggot Neck and Chrissssty from absorbing The Hollow in the first place, but Piper complains that they have no idea when, exactly, that happened, and they do, because it happened at the same time they themselves absorbed The Hollow, and WHATEVER!, and CANCELLED! Boring Jesus assures her that his bemulleted and dead-eyed Psycho self will know the answer to all that, so he and Big Gay Chris prepare to orb over to Chez Victor to consult with the little freak. Patty jumps to join them, eager to see what her beloved Victor looks like "at this age," and there's a round of eye-rolling and mugging from her mother and her daughters because 1975 Patty doesn't know what 1976 Patty did with Sam Sam The Whitelighting...is this scene over yet? It feels like it's been going on for three years. In any event, just as they're about to depart, Stoop hearts in to take back his ring, and Boring Jesus blows yet another future secret by blurting out, "Uncle [Stoop]!" Big Gay Chris -- God love him -- pissily whacks his brother hard on the arm while Phoebe goes nuts with the spluttering and the outrage and such. Piper flutters around, ordering her sons and her mother off in one orbing direction before joining her sisters and her grandmother to flee the Manor in another, leaving a befuddled Stoop to hot his hot self over to the sun porch, where he huffs and pouts and hots and are we done here? Good.