Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Sister Long-Legs
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 2 | Aired on 06.18.2013
Hanna: "I didn't find any drugs at my house, which is just one of the many reasons I miss living at your house, but I did find some muddy Manolos."
Emily: "Because your mom killed Wilden and then wandered about the crime scene?"
Hanna: "I'm thinking yes... Hey, why am I on speaker phone?"
Emily: "Jackpot! I'm gonna go. I need to take all of these pills real quick."
Maybe it's pills, maybe that's the secret. I'm going to start taking pills all the time and join a gym. Become a publicist.
STEP UP REVOLUTION
Is a movie that I love. My friend Martha says in France it is called Sexy Dance 4, which led our friend Cat to note that it must be a sequel to Sexy Dance 2 The Streets, which is one of the better conversations I have had in life. And in addition to the dancing, which was great, and the concept of doing performance art in order to change America, which is ambitious at the least, one of the best things in it was Ryan Guzman. What a charmer he is.
So now he is teaching a martial art at Holden's fight studio, which is where Aria has come to learn to defend herself from lurkers. At no point does she or anybody else point out that they all should have been enrolled in krav maga literally moments into the pilot, but better late than never. Better as a teenager to get your pilot's license first.
Jake: "We're both gorgeous, can I help you?"
Aria: "Does Holden Strauss teach here?"
Jake: "He's not here on Fridays. Also he is a child, he doesn't teach here. He mostly just comes here and has heart attacks and takes entire pillowcases full of drugs for the pain. You know, like your friend Emily."
Aria: "I would like to defend myself, forthwith."
Jake: "Are you getting jumped into a gang?"
Aria: "I am already in a gang. This is about another gang, a rival gang. Of ghosts and bitches."
Jake: "Come back tomorrow. Hey, do you ever date your teachers?"
Aria: "Oh, honey. You have no idea."
MARIN
Ashley: "Pam Fields was not kidding. You've been back in the house for less than a day and you've already shitted the place up."
Hanna: "I am an expansive personality! I take ownership of my space because the real world doesn't afford me enough. Hey, did you hide muddy shoes under the sink?"
Ashley: "How dare you. Some things are personal. Read your book."