Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 10.22.2006
Mall. Shane trying on a wheat-coloured summer suit, asks whether Andy loves Kat. He snorts that he doesn't, so Shane asks why he's with her, then. Andy says that she makes him crazy, and she makes him crazy. Shane, remembering Jade and her warm towels, smiles knowingly.
On the other side of the store, Gretchen asks Kat to quit hitting on Shane. Kat pompously replies with a koan about holding Shane too hard and having him turn to dust. Gretchen's like, "For real, knock it off," and Kat starts waving her hands around like she's going to claw Gretchen in the face.
And maybe she will: back with Shane and Andy, we learn that Kat once stabbed Andy with an icicle because he kicked one of her spirit animals. Shane asks what that is, but Andy has no idea. With Kat, though, life is never boring; she keeps him on his toes: "All eight of them." Speaking of which, it is at this point that Kat hurries over with Gretchen; Abumchuk has found them. Sure enough, there's a window behind Andy, and Abumchuk is pressed right up against it. Not sly, our Abumchuk. Andy hastily tells a salesclerk that they'll take the suit Shane's wearing, and they get ready to book. Guys, I suspect that Abumchuk may know where you dudes parked.
Jail. Heylia waits at a window, and soon receives her inmate: Keshisyan. He asks who she is, and she tells him she's a businesswomen. Keshisyan dubiously asks what she wants, and Heylia tells him it's the same thing he wants. Keshisyan: "Pussy?" Heylia chuckles: "Even better." Two pussies?
Gym. A basketball game is underway when Conrad and Nancy enters. Conrad calls out for U-Turn. Nancy asks which one U-Turn is, but soon gets her answer when he uses ball to clock another player in the face, knocking him to the floor. U-Turn orders Conrad to take off his shirt and get in the game (no argument here, hello), and Conrad obliges, making his sale offer as they play. U-Turn dismissively says he'll take a few pounds of the "Sexy Mama."
On the sidelines, Marvin comes over to Nancy and asks why bitches are so crazy all the time. She hesitantly says that it's not easy to be a girl -- "lot of issues" -- but Marvin isn't trying to hear that, saying that his girlfriend tried to set him on fire. Nancy asks why, and Marvin says he didn't even do anything. Well, he slept with her sister. But other than that. Nancy says that his girlfriend just turned to the lighter to let Marvin know how hurt she was, but Marvin argues that he already got his punishment: the sister gave him crabs. Nancy says that must be uncomfortable, and Marvin agrees that it itches like a motherfucker.