Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 10.22.2006
Chez Hodes. Celia arrives home to find Dean ferrying suitcases toward the door. She sighs at him not to be a drama queen, saying he's not going anywhere, and that he can forget about yesterday. Dean asks whether she didn't actually have an affair with Doug, but she says she did; she's over it now. She repeats that he's not really leaving, but Dean cheerfully agrees that he isn't: she is. He bodily throws her out of the place. Celia bitterly sits on the front walk, reaping what she has sown.
Nancy's. As she puts her hair up, Nancy babbles to her boys that she's been thinking they should live someplace else for a while. She asks what they think. Kat, rolling in, says she's up for her, and Nancy, without looking at her, orders Andy to get rid of her. Andy duly ushers her to the door, Kat asking if this is about Abumchuk. Andy says no, and Kat adds, "About Abumchuk. He's not really my boyfriend." Andy wearily tells her not to make him guess, and she admits that he's a bounty hunter: "I did something illegal." She wanders off, no doub to do something else illegal.
Back inside, Silas asks Nancy why they're fleeing -- whether her "narc" is no longer cool with what she does. Nancy dodges the question. Shane, connecting the dots, breathes, "You are a drug dealer." Nancy takes a long moment, and then admits that she is: "I grow and sell marijuana. It's organic. It's therapeutic. It's of the earth. Like tomatoes." "Yeah, like tomatoes," says Shane, trying to deal. Silas decides he's done with the conversation, and Nancy storms after him, raging that he had better not barricade himself in his room again. She changes direction, saying she's had it with him. On the couch, Shane asks whether they'll still be having his graduation party the next day, and Andy says they will, but it just might double as a going-away party. At this point, Nancy returns, an axe in her hand. Shane and Andy are curious, as anyone would be.
Well, what Nancy's going to do is to test Silas's door, see that it's locked, and start hacking through it like Jack Torrance. And apparently it's been a while since anyone's been in there, because littered all over it are DRUG FREE ZONE signs and cameras; the window's open, Silas's apparent point of egress. Shane also finds the mask from the sasquatch costume and puts it on, growling, "Drugs are baaaaaaaaad!" Nancy sits on Silas's bed, pondering how she's going to react to this one.