Episode Report Card Wing Chun: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Yeah, Just Like Tomatoes
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 10.22.2006
Back to the game. Conrad explains that they need U-Turn to take the entire harvest, and asks if he's heavy enough. U-Turn makes a flashy move, demanding to know whether it looks like he's heavy enough. Conrad's like, "Sure." The game breaks up as they talk terms. Nancy holds out a thumb up, and U-Turn's like, "What the hell is that?" Nancy: "Dap?" Conrad folds her thumb down. U-Turn: "Say 'dap' again." Nancy: "Daaaaaaaapp?" "That tickles me," says U-Turn, totally stone-faced. Nancy and Conrad make to leave, and, watching her ass as she walks off, U-Turn invites Nancy to take her shirt off and join the game as well. Nancy flirts that she's tempted, but that she wouldn't want Marvin's girlfriend to get the wrong idea. Once they've gone, Marvin says that Conrad should be enjoying relations with Nancy, or he is very unwise. (I'm paraphrasing.) Marvin asks how they're supposed to get the money for thirty-seven pounds of MILFweed by the next day, and U-Turn scoffs, "We got guns. They ain't got no army." Ah, the one thing GrowCo was missing!
Motel. Doug's waiting on the bed when Celia enters, crowing about how liberated she feels, having left Dean. "Poor schmuck," says Doug. Celia asks how Dana took it, and Doug says that "she would have been devastated." Celia's like, "'Would have been'?" Yeah, Doug didn't do it. But he points out that he and Celia can still see each other, and now at least one of them doesn't have to sneak around: "Lucky you!" Celia can't believe it, and yet she can, accusing him, with mounting rage, of being spineless. Doug defends that Dana may not sleep with him, but she's a sweetheart, whereas Celia's too mean for him to live with. Celia lights a cigarette. Doug tells her she can't smoke in there, but it's okay, Celia's done, and stubs out her cigarette on the back of Doug's hand. Doug says that's exactly what he's talking about. He can probably kiss the riding crop goodbye.
Grow house. Leaning across the island, they press their heads together as Nancy calls Peter. She tells him to meet her at the grow house the next day at 3. Peter tells her it'll be just him, her, and "her little friend." Nancy says it'll be just her, Peter, and the money, but Peter says it wouldn't be any fun if Conrad wasn't there. Nancy agrees, and they hang up, Peter calling Nancy "sweetheart." Hey! The only people who can get away with using that word and not meaning it are diner waitresses!
Once the call has ended, Conrad pours them each a Dixie cup of Grey Goose. Nancy suddenly realizes that she has a scheduling conflict the next day -- Shane's graduation -- but Conrad tells her to go; he'll handle the sale. Nancy refuses, saying that he needs to take his duffel bag and get on a bus, but Conrad intensely seizes Nancy's arm and says he's staying. There's a charged moment as they gaze at each other, and then he leans in for a kiss. Nancy returns it, wrapping her fingers around his chain to hold him in place, but soon enough, they break the clinch, and Conrad, seeming regretful, coldly advising that she should think about relocating, herself, and says he'll see her there tomorrow. On his way out, he angrily slams his shoulder into the wall. And thinks about updating his résumé.