Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Importance Of Being A Deranged Serial Killer
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.11.2003
Out on the sidewalk, the Dolt tries and fails to sense Phoebe's location while Piper babbles and Raige paces in frustration. The ladies hiss and scratch at each other until the Dolt orders them to cram it and come up with a plan.
Casa Del Cole. A powerless Phoebe flies backwards through the air to vanquish a framed print with her bony derriere while groaning orgasmically. She picks herself up from the floor and screams something about hating Cole with the fiery passion of a thousand blazing suns, but K'Feebs just wants Phoebe dead. The two Phoebes tussle for a bit, and it's all terribly disjointed and jumpy so that no one in the audience will realize how lousy the effects really are. After a bit of this, K'Feebs morphs back into K'Amaya, eliciting from Phoebe the withering promo-style, "Oh, you're a blonde. I should have known!" Well, she's about as blonde as you were once upon a time, sweetpea, so maybe you shouldn't be throwing stones. Just as K'Amaya whips out her dagger, the glowy golden blob representing Phoebe's powers emerges from its hiding place in the ventilation shaft and plows into the Fun Bags. Phoebe immediately levitates up the ceiling, I immediately wonder if her implants are filled with helium, and the dagger embeds itself harmlessly in the wall. Phoebe boots K'Amaya to the other side of the room, yanks the dagger from the plaster, and guts the hapless demonic bimbo when she charges Phoebe from behind. K'Amaya takes a moment to catch fire, but once she does, it's not long before she boobs away to the Waste Land. Phoebe coolly retrieves her jacket from a nearby chair and leaps straight up into the duct, wherein she bellows for the Dolt.
Manor. Phoebe orbs onto the sidewalk with the Dolt and quickly gets the skinny from Piper and Raige. Just as quickly, they realize that Phoebe must pretend she's K'Feebs if they ever hope to repossess their home. There's also some hasty exposition about the Nexus and the Woogy and whatnot, but believe me, it's already been covered. And I'm choosing to ignore the bit where Piper and Raige abase themselves to receive Phoebe's forgiveness. Seems Phoebe believes they "underestimated" her earlier in the day. Zip it, hag.
On the porch, Phoebe jiggles her way past the bouncer, then sidles through the horny Mullet Defense League crowding the main hallway. The guard at the basement door won't let her pass unless she morphs back into K'Amaya form, so Phoebe plants her high-heeled boot in his stomach, sending him ass over end down the stairs.