Episode Report Card Potes: C+ | 74 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Pretty Pretenders, Negligent Vendors
By Potes | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2012.10.07
Andy then cuts down to it, noting the recurring theme that Melissa joined the show to hurt Teresa. Teresa thinks that's true, and then there is some yelling in which Melissa claims that her shady relationship with Danielle did not get her on the show. When Andy asks Melissa why she did join the show, she says that it's an opportunity, like it is for everyone else. If the roles were reversed, she's certain that Teresa would not have bypassed this opportunity either. Teresa claims that she would have found something else to do, then yells that Melissa came on the show to destroy her. The answer here is: famewhores, all. A viewer asks when Teresa is going to let go of her grudge against Kathy and Melissa, and she says that she already has. I mean, obviously. Melissa notes that Teresa let go of the grudge only when Jacqueline and Caroline were no longer her friends, and then Teresa makes a big display of thanking God for getting crazy out of her life. Let's just say that He hasn't quite finished the job.
And then we are treated to a few moments of Joe Giudice getting his makeup done, threatening to pick a big booger out of his nose and flick it, and drinking a Red Bull much to Andy Cohen's terror and chagrin. That is some classic Juicy for you, right there.
So, Juicy on the couch. Andy notes that he doesn't look all that thrilled to be there, and asks him what he thinks of the Teresa phenomenon. Juicy says that Teresa is a great mother, a great wife, a great everything, and he's proud of her. He doesn't watch Real Housewives, but did watch Celebrity Apprentice. So did Caroline, I'm sure just to talk about how much of a dumb-ass Teresa was. I mean, I did that too. Oh, and then we get a montage of Teresa and Juicy's marriage troubles. Yeep. The worst of the worst, of course, was when Juicy took that suspicious call in Napa and referred to Teresa as some rather unsavory names. Oh, and then apparently Teresa and Juicy renewed their vows? I must have missed that important world news.