Episode Report Card Potes: C+ | 74 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Pretty Pretenders, Negligent Vendors
By Potes | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2012.10.07
But back to our real show. Andy asks, via a viewer question, why Melissa and Joe are selling their house. Melissa tries to squeeze out a tear as she says that she doesn't want her kids to go to school with Teresa's kids. She claims it has nothing to do with financial issues, though Teresa points out that the kids don't even actually go to the same school. The kids love each other now, but Melissa seems to think that the Giudice girls will gang up on Antonia when they get to junior high. Hmm, methinks I smell the scent of the bullshito flower wafting on the breeze. Teresa and Melissa yell at each other about some money stuff, which is too dull to try to decode.
We are then treated to a montage of Melissa and Teresa fighting throughout the season. It's really miraculous that no one got punched. We are also reminded that Melissa was in cahoots with Danielle a few seasons ago. There is a whole lot of yelling about the fact that Teresa said (and believed) that Melissa was a golddigger, but once the ladies get this out of their systems Andy Cohen asks about Melissa fraternizing with Danielle Staub. Facebook email is somehow involved, which is certainly a sign of nefarious activity. Melissa admits that she didn't like Teresa so much at that time (when they were filming Season 3), in part because Teresa would always call her and talk about what a star she was. Teresa denies it, and then says that Melissa wrote "On Display" about her. Caroline and Jacqueline just start laughing, while I am puzzled at the thought that Melissa actually got a co-writing credit for her song.