Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 6 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Your Wife, My Father
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.23.2012
They find one of Queen Doll's fake nails in Spence's hair and go, "Queen Doll is a man? Good thing we don't have time to think about anything that is happening in this entire episode" so this, too, goes by practically without comment. As much as this show is always like that, this episode is entirely like that. One giant flowerpot hurled at the French doors of your mind.
Aria gets the duct tape off her mouth at this point, using what seems to be mental powers, and discovers she's locked in there with Garrett. So at some point while she was awake, and already horizontal, the A-Team managed to murder Garrett and put him in there with her, without Aria noticing. Which is just so Aria. Probably still stewing about how Fitz never saw her in her dumb costume.
PRETTY LITTLE DEBRIEF
Hanna: "So, Caleb knows everything. And Toby knows everything..."
Spencer: "And now Paige knows everything. Everybody except Ezra, basically. I wonder if that matters at all. Oh, and also since A dressed up like Caleb..."
Hanna: "Our whole trick of us not dating was no trick at all? Yeah. I'm guessing his mom's going to die soon. Oh well."
Liars: "[Logistics, in an unending flood, all about you go here and I'll go there and you head north and I'll go north by northwest and whatever, yadda yadda.].
Spencer: "Oh, and Paige? Thanks for beating up that Doll Man."
Paige: "Of all the normal things I could say in response, I'm instead going to say It was a pleasure. I'm kind of awkward, you see. In addition to being murderously intense at all time."
Spencer: "I do, I do see that now. Those things make us sisters."
ARIA
Gets her hands free. This takes approximately forever. Somewhere, I guess I would know where if I were paying attention during the conversation above, Jenna and Paige run into each other. Jenna does her usual weird sex thing that she vibes at girls every Halloween. After this turns to bitchiness in a second, she sees an old-timey camera (shades of Fitz) and makes a thinky, sexy, scary face. No idea.
Jenna: "Paige, did you lose your little girlfriend? Maybe you drowned her or roofied her."
Paige: "I don't have to get my kicks that way anymore, bitch. Have you seen Aria?"
Jenna: "Well, the engineer is about seventy-six years old, so she's probably blowing him."