Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 6 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Your Wife, My Father
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 10.23.2012
Liars: "So. Dead body, guys beating us up, the cops are here now..."
Spencer: "Nobody talks to anybody about anything. This is my decree."
Liars: "Everybody, is everybody all right?"
Aria: "More importantly, I can't believe the impertinence of Garrett Reynolds, to suggest that my known-to-be-sketchy father was deserving of Alison's righteous punishment."
Liars: "If the whole plan was to kill Garrett, then A had to get him out of jail. So basically the whole summer season, which seemed to be about Maya and pretending to care that she was dead, was secretly about getting him out of jail so that he could be murdered."
Spencer: "That's so crazy! At the time we thought we were fucking with him, which was good. But then he went free, which was bad. But then he just got murdered, which is good again. Isn't that funny? You could draw a diagram. Or make a spreadsheet."
Liars: "Two members of the NAT Club, dead. Maya and Alison, of course, are dead -- but this NAT Club thing is interesting. They were all in that room, the night that Ali died. That means Jenna and Melissa are probably in danger. I mean, look around. Everybody in this entire train car has something to do with Garrett Reynolds."
Immediately, Ezra Fitz appears. Hmm.
Ezra: "Honey [ugh]! Are you okay?"
Aria: "I'm just happy you got to see me in my costume."
Ezra: "I went to the end of the line of the Ghost Train to meet you and surprise you -- yes, and see you in your costume, for fuck's sake -- and they said there was trouble so I drove back along the tracks until I found you!"
Aria: "That's a pretty complicated explanation, for something nobody asked for."
Noel Kahn: "[Bitchy, awesome.]"
Hanna: "Shut up, Noel Kahn."
Jenna: "You shut up, Hanna!"
Noel Kahn: "Everybody shut up. How come you guys are constantly starting these murder sprees and finding shovels and whatnot, getting chased through churches and lighthouses, and then everybody else has to deal with it? With your mess? How come every time anything horrible happens, I'm standing around in the crowd? It's so annoying how things are constantly happening to and around you."
Toby: "How dare you!?"
They tussle, and knock over the beverage cooler, which turns out to contain Alison DiLaurentis's dead body because why not?
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