Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A- | 885 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Melrose Law
By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2004.11.02
Outside, Veronica tells Wallace that Keith wants to take her to the San Diego Zoo that weekend. Wallace thinks that sounds fun. After your experience in the pilot, Wallace, I'd think you'd have some empathy for animals who can't do anything but get gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels. Oh well. I never thought your learning curve was very steep anyway. Veronica complains that Keith has been going a little nuts with the father-daughter days. I guess he's trying to get it while the getting's good, until the next Icetwin comes on the scene. Ew. I'm not helping here, am I? Wallace mock-sadly tells Veronica that he'd love to go to the zoo with his dad, but that he can't, because his dad's dead. I hope this happened a long time ago, because otherwise his geniality seems a bit misplaced. Veronica apologizes, and then they notice as a girl makes a big show about getting a food delivery. Honey, you might want to play it a little cooler, considering how you just discovered Hot Topic and all. Some girl, who looks like Marcia Brady with pancake makeup and a cheerleader's uniform, and is also carrying two pizzas, snots up to Not! Topic and tells her she's "not allowed delivery." Not! Topic tells Makeup, Makeup, Makeup! that she's not allowed to breathe her air: "Go, shoo, return to Xanadu!" Not exactly Jane tackling a wedding-dress-clad Sydney into the Melrose Place pool, is it? Then again, what is? (It's nice to have an excuse to make Melrose references. Lucky Jessica.)