Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | 64 USERS: C YOU GRADE IT The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball Walking
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2012.02.09
Back at the house, Sitch is still sleeping and snoring, snoring and sleeping. Pauly arrives home to tell the others about his stalker. JWOWW thinks this girl is like Kathy Bates' character in Misery and is but a sledgehammer away from "smashing [Pauly's] kneecaps [sic]." Pauly also tells them about the Meatballs dipping out of work, and everyone decides to go find the little drunken moppets, though JWOWW admits she's only joining the bandwagon because she doesn't want to get stuck at home with Sitch. They roll out and quickly find the Meatballs dancing like it's Riccione 2011. JWOWW splinters off from the guys to join them, and Snooki admits she's happy her girl has hit a rough patch in her relationship because it means she'll join them in getting #STUPiDFACEDD. (Yeah, I know I've linked to that before, but it's a classic, even without the dance-your-pants-off hilarity.)
On the Boardwalk, Pauly spots his stalker rockin' her airbrush "PAULY D" Italian flag trucker hat and "CABS ARE HERE!" customized shirt. He becomes concerned.
Back home, The Situation finally wakes up and is dispirited to find that everyone abandoned his ass. More accurately, he's dispirited that he's not in control. If the group goes out and he cut himself off, that's all good. If they take the power from him by not constantly talking (even if it's shit-talking), then he basically ceases to exist. Sitch is like the proverbial tree in the forest. Only more of an asshole. Once again he references how nice he's been (nice like showing his roommates his junk?) the "whole summer" (the whole summer like the last four or five non-continuous days?) and sets the others up to be blamed when "sooner or later" the bad guy in him comes out. Obviously no one has ever told Sitch he has a choice whether or not to be a shithead.