Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | 64 USERS: C YOU GRADE IT The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball Walking
By Lady Lola | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2012.02.09
The Meatballs arrive home and, though it's dark, claim it's still early. Snooki invites Sitch to join them in going out, which confuses him because it doesn't conform with this utterly made-up vision of her as a villainess that he made up in his head about 24 hours ago. He decides to go with her, if only to forward his plans of her demise. As Snooki gets ready, JWOWW tearfully mopes about Roger's absentee boyfriend behavior. Snooki doesn't even look in her direction as she issues a dismissive, "Poopy, you'll be fine." Snooki has more important things to do than console her friend -- like murder her liver and spend hours of her life that she'll never get back with Sitch.
Elsewhere, Vinny and Pauly spend the evening playing a little cue ball and lobbing grenades at one another. Awesomely, Pauly's stalker is in the building yet again. Vinny: "We think she snuck a GPS system into Pauly's blowout." Of course he leaps at the chance to introduce Pauly and this Boardwalk goddess formally. To Pauly's credit, he does humor the girl (Vanessa, the same name as his sister!) for a few awkward moments before announcing, "I gotta go to the bathroom real bad!" and dipping out of there. He concedes, "It's fair to say Vinny won this battle, but he will not win the war!"
The Meatballs conclude their evening of dancing on bars and head back home in the cab with Sitch. As they issue him backhanded compliments ("Who would have known we could have fun with you?") and commend him for not being a shit stirrer, he interviews that he's currently keeping his friends close and his enemies closer. Sitch laughs along with the girls as they giddily cheer about being "Bodacious! Vivacious!" And that was the night Team Crazypants was born.
Bonus footage: Snooki's bunny has a name -- Lola! (That's my Italian nickname!) Snooki sits out on the patio, making up Lola like a grade-A tart, and tells her, "You were a hit today. Everybody loved you!" Cue flashbacks of "Lola" riding roller coasters and partying on the Boardwalk. Lola is from Vegas, apparently, so "no one can handle [her]."