Episode Report Card Lauren S: B- | 28 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Just Say No
By Lauren S | Season 10 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.17.2013
Leah, with a decidedly different attitude than last time we saw her, demanding respect, walks up to April and Arizona and then hands Arizona a "no one ever brings someone coffee here without wanting something in return," coffee. The A's are both quite surprised about it and after Leah leaves, Arizona racks her brain to try and figure out what might have inspired it. She suddenly looks horrified, and admits that she might have done something the night of the gala -- she has a vague memory of Leah in her kitchen that night and now Leah's being all friendly. Ah, so it's a "thank you for something that may or may not be sex and I want to stay in your good graces" coffee, the cousin to the first variety. Arizona can't offer any help since she just remembers waking up in her bathtub in Spanx.
Once April leaves, Callie walks by and Arizona calls after her to hand her the mortgage slip for the apartment. When Callie isn't sufficiently thankful, Arizona gripes, "You're welcome," which fires Callie up and she turns around and walks back asking if she's really supposed to thank her for bringing her the slip to her own apartment that Arizona is currently living in alone? Arizona starts to respond to the rhetorical question, presumably to point out that this is Callie's choice, but Callie cuts her off when she opens her mouth to add that she doesn't want to live in the apartment with her cheating wife.
Stephanie finds Jackson in an on-call room -- amazingly, he appears to actually be sleeping as the room was intended, which very well might be a first for that bed. She's got on an ultra-respectable, boring green blouse with a ruffle at the collar that she has picked out specifically to meet Catherine so that she makes a good impression. She wants Catherine to know that she's not a gold digger but rather an awesome surgeon in her own right. Jackson pulls her over to him and reassures her that Catherine is going to love her. Has Jackson MET his mother? He gives Stephanie a kiss but she pulls away and tells him they can't do that here, because they aren't Those People. Jackson agrees, but kisses her anyway.
Callie finds Owen in the lounge with some homemade banana bread and descends on it like a lion on a gazelle. She explains that she was too busy getting her new extended family out the door to feed herself, adding that they are all basically in a relationship now -- she thought she might dance in her underwear but instead she rebounded to the McDreamys. Both of them then get paged for a "hang glider trauma," but as they go Callie asks about the bread and Owen tells her that Emma of the Discount Shoes made it. Callie is intrigued, and opines that Owen is now rebounding too.