Episode Report Card Couch Baron: A | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Woof!
By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.18.2005
…and we cut to Dylan's car pulling out of the driveway, as Logan snarks, "Father knows best," but there's no sting behind the words, and I think he's proud of his dad for the first time. Man, this family is psycho. Give them a spinoff. Logan somewhat hesitantly asks if Veronica thinks Lilly loved Weevil. Veronica confesses that Lilly never actually told her anything about that, but notes that Logan is handling that revelation better than she thought. Go ahead and make your own "that's not all he's handling" joke here, if you want, but by the time you do, he'll have beaten you to the punch. Logan says that he loved Lilly, but Lilly loved guys. What's more, her parents worshipped Duncan and only tolerated her, so she tried to piss them off at every turn, and Weevil must have been an excellent way to do that. Rather sober analysis from a guy who's regretting not selling tickets to his father beating the crap out of his sister's boyfriend. Veronica earnestly says that she knows Lilly loved him. Logan says not like he loved her, but that's okay, as he's now off the hook…to move on. They make out again, and yeah, it's hot. At one point they laugh and break apart for a second as Veronica asks what they're doing. Honey, just based on your reputation at Neptune, you should know. Logan breathes that he has no idea, but being unable to define it doesn't stop them from continuing to do it. They break apart again, and Veronica says they should talk about what they're doing at some point, but should keep it to themselves in the meantime. Logan says something about passing secret notes, and Veronica's face falls a little as something clicks in the back of her mind. Nice. Logan touches his forehead to Veronica's and says he'll drive her home "on the back streets." Aw, that's sweet. But actually, they should drive to the desert, because that's the only way no one will die from the fallout when this relationship blows up.
Veronica gets into Logan's car and hears laughter. She looks into the back seat, and sees a flashback of her and Lilly. Lilly shows her a "spy pen" that she found in her cereal box. Veronica asks what a spy pen is. Honey, you've come a long way in a year and half. Lilly shows her that it's got a compartment in the cap that you can use to pass secret messages, which she plans to do to all her "lovahs." Veronica notes that that will be one busy pen. Hee. Back in the present, Logan asks Veronica if she's okay. She nods, apparently so confused by the events of the evening that she thinks a nod means "no."
Veronica finds Mandy in a library and says she's going to the pound that night, as Hans and the pound guys are running a dognapping ring, and she's going to prove it. Mandy asks if there's a chance Chester might still be there, but Veronica cautions her not to get her hopes up. She starts to say she'll understand if Mandy doesn't want to go, but Mandy's all, "I'm in." Veronica: "Great. Quick stop at the hairdresser's first? No? How about a fast hot oil, then? No? Man, what's it going to take?"