Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 5 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Hardy Boys Get Frisky Over A Pottery Wheel
By Demian | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.27.2006
John's Voice Over picks up the narrative thread with, "Our whole lives, we've been searching for this demon." The demon in question is, of course, of the ceiling variety, as we see when we get another quick shot from the series premiere before John continues, blathering about that fucking Colt, The Gun Guaranteed To Kill Anything (like the vampire John dusts in the next clip) Except When It Can't (like, uh, nothing in this sequence because they've conveniently chosen to ignore the whole "Except When It Can't" bit). John goes on about how they know where The Ceiling Demon will strike next before he adds, "More and more demons are walking among us," and we see that confirmed through shots of Short-Lip Meg, a couple of the possessed from The Sunrise Apartments, and The Ceiling Demon's so-called son just whaling on poor Sammy before the former takes a magic bullet to the brain, courtesy of Dean. Cross-fades from Meg flipping out in her torture chair through Dean getting all up in the scarecrow's face before we finally start hitting the final moments of last season's finale. Possessed John reminds us all that he has "plans" not only for dear Sammy, but also for "all the children like" him. DUN! Manly tussling, demonic infliction of massive trauma to Dean's internal organs, and lots and lots of The Nuge before Sam finally snatches up that fucking Colt and blows a hole in his possessed father's leg. John screams for Sammy to finish him off (and with him, the demon possessing him) just as the demon shoots upwards from John's mouth in an ebony spray that coagulates in mid-air before vanishing downwards through the slatted floor of the cabin. Cut to Metallicar skidding through a turn on a rural highway, with Sam at the wheel and Shut Up Daddy snarling, "Why didn't you kill it?" from the passenger's seat. "We still got the [fucking] Colt," Sam pants, "we still got the one bullet left, and" WHAMMO! That eighteen-wheeler piloted by the possessed trucker t-bones Metallicar straight towards the camera lens and into the blackness beyond.
Okay, enough with the elaborate Previouslys set to the head-banging mullet rock, guys. I realize it was sort of necessary for tonight's season premiere, but seriously. This is the third episode in a row, for God's sake, and don't you all realize you totally blew your collective wad with "Carry On My Wayward Son" last season, anyway? Besides, dredging up those links was a BITCH.
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