Episode Report Card Potes: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Enter the Haggis
By Potes | Season 18 | Episode 2 | Aired on 03.07.2012
Ashley and Azmarie are next, with coloring books. We are reminded that Ashley almost went home last week, and she says she's determined to do better today. Ashley adds that Azmarie is stiff competition, and a favorite, so she's not psyched to be in a photo with her. However, Azmarie is getting a little crazy-faced in the photo. Jay is surprised that she didn't do better. Finally, there's Louise and Alisha, who are fed baby food by Kris Jenner. Louise tells us that she didn't say a thing in the photo shoot, because she was so star struck and awed by having her hand on Kris Jenner's ass. Also, she had her mouth full of baby food. She should just walk around with baby food in her mouth all the time, and save everyone some grief. And that's a wrap!
Back at the house, there is International Tyra Mail of Doom. Someone is going home. Seymone thinks that people are underestimating her haggis-eating ass, and Mariah worries that the US girls didn't do as well overall in their photos this time. Later, the Brits sit by the pool and talk about how much they want the prize -- more, they think, than the Americans. Louise concocts a plan to tear the Americans down one by one, via some ruthless methods. Kris Jenner would approve!
After a break, it's panel time. Happily, this time there are no herpes-lipstick flags. There are prizes, there are judges. Kris Jenner is the guest judge, looking particularly reptilian. Azmarie and Ashley are up first for critique, and Ashley blathers on about how excited she was to work with Kris. Kris drinks it in, like the blood of baby bunnies she consumes nightly to keep her skin soft and supple. Kelly Cutrone tells Ashley that she really elevated herself in the photo, however she's disappointed in Azmarie. She wants Azmarie to use her inner and outer beauty and just be, rather than overdo. Nigel wants Azmarie to be naughty with her crayons in the shoot. Broken crayons = haute. Kyle and Mariah are next. Tyra compliments Kris, while Kris says that she loves how Mariah morphed into a Kendall and Kylie-esque bundle of vapidity. That's her aesthetic, after all. Tyra thinks that Kyle is being too conscious, and is not enough of a baby model. She doesn't like Mariah's sexuality in the photo, and says that a creepy baby raised by a madame mother should express innocence, duh. Cutrone doesn't think it has anything to do with the objective of the photo shoot: to infantilize young women. She says that if Mariah were her client, she'd cost her a million dollar contract. In other words, it does not work.