Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: B | 1953 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT I Will Be Your Father Issues
By Cindy McLennan | Season 5 | Episode 13 | Aired on 2009.04.15
Outside, Miles yells, "Hey, what the hell are you doing? That's my van." He's not talking to the corpse though. Hurley is loading coolers into the back of Miles' makeshift hearse. He puts one in; Miles takes it right back out. Hurley puts the next one in. I'd totally watch a sitcom starring these two (although I think I'd want Sawyer in it too, so it didn't get too cute). He's a killer. They talk to dead people. Together they travel time. Sorry. And now that I'm proofing, I should note that I think I inadvertently stole that bit from someone, but I can't remember who. I'm hoping it was Angel Cohn or Mindy Monez and not someone outside of TWoP, because that would be wrong. Feel free to cluestick me in e-mail, if you recognize the victim of my thieving ways.
Hurley tells Miles he just signed the van out, but Miles says that doesn't matter, because it's his. Has Kate been promoted to motor pool supervisor, already? She's always forgetting which things belong to which boy. Miles tries to shoo Hurley away, but since they're both going to the Orchid (Hurley's delivering lunch), Hurley's not so easily shooed. He offers Miles a ham and cheese sandwich with his secret garlic mayo. What is it about this island that inspires a sandwich fixation? Pretty soon the lovely and talented people at the Lostpedia are going to have to create a sandwich theme. I'm also going to need lunch. But um... no mayo on my ham and cheese, secret garlic or no, because ew. Mustard or bust, baby. It's the weekend, so my husband has just gone out to get us meatball subs. As Hurley returns the first cooler to the back of the fan, he suggests that the two of them car-pooling would be a good way to help with global warming, "which hasn't happened yet, so maybe we can prevent it." CUTE! Miles just stands there staring at the coolers packed in front of the body bag. Hurley says, "Wait a sec. Are you on some kind of secret mission?" Miles tells him to "just get in" and slams the (van's) hatch door shut. And we cut to...
Kate enters St. Jacob's hospital. Juliet's in civvies, now. Are those Jordache jeans? I need a screen shot of her ass, because it's a year too early for that, according to my research. Kate's still a mess, but manages to look beautiful, anyhow. Juliet asks her how transferring wee Ben to the Others went, if anyone saw them, and blink blink if James helped. Kate says she thinks it went okay and thanks Juliet for blink blink sending Sawyer and they're doing wonderfully at playing it chill over that hot man.