Episode Report Card Cindy McLennan: B | 1953 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT I Will Be Your Father Issues
By Cindy McLennan | Season 5 | Episode 13 | Aired on 2009.04.15
An obedient boy, Miles slows it down to a walk, passes the pool and heads off toward the vending machine. He stops about 10 feet in front of it, seeming confused. As well he should. If this is the mid 80s, I don't think that quarter is going to get him a Coke. Miles turns his head and has a vision. He sees a man's arm lying on the floor, next to a remote control, some food, and a used napkin. We flash back to Miles' face and then to a full shot of the grey haired man. Back to Miles -- his eyes scan the row of apartment doors across the way then zoom in on Apartment #4. No one has to remind him not to run; he makes his approach at tortoise-like speed. He rests his hand on the door for a moment before pulling it back quickly as though it were hot. Looking down, he sees a white, ceramic rabbit. Its ears lie flat and inside the left one is an etching of the infinity symbol -- ∞ -- or the number 8 on its side. Raise your right hand if you're earwormed with Schoolhouse Rock. Now keep it there, and raise your left hand if you're simultaneously earwormed with Anya's Bunnies, Bunnies, It Must Be Bunnies! Now wave 'em in the air like you just don't care because my kids are home, and I've got a recap to finish, people.