Episode Report Card Potes: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Don't Ask, Don't Tell
By Potes | Season 1 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.21.2007
Alexis, on her cell phone, walks into her dark office. Suddenly, the lights go on, startling her. Bradford is sitting in her chair, and says that he waited an hour and a half to do that. Something tells me this is not going to go well. Alexis says that she wanted to get her things, but will come back later. Bradford tells her to stay, because they still haven't had their beautiful father-son reconciliation. He says that the last time they saw each other, things were so rushed, what with Alexis having him arrested and all. I know he's a tranny-hating bastard, but he does have a point. He walks around Alexis and looks at her, noting that this was the life she wanted so badly. She says that, actually, the life she wanted featured him behind bars. Bradford counters that in the life he wanted, Alexis was still a man. Alexis gets teary. Bradford holds a rock that Alex decoratively painted when he was six. After Alex disappeared, Bradford would hold it to remind him of the son he lost. Now it reminds him of the son he wishes he never had. He throws it in the garbage. That's harsh, man. Bradford says, "You and I...we're finished." Alexis replies that they were finished a long time ago, and stomps out of his office. And really, this is nothing that an appearance on Dr. Phil wouldn't fix.
And now, on to lighter subjects! Or so we think. Amanda tells Marc that she's scored tickets to the opening of the new Prada store, featuring DJ Steve Aoki. With, one can only hope, special guest Lindsay Lohan. Marc says that he has plans. His mother is in town for one of her "stupid cat shows," which Marc thinks is disgusting. Why so down on the pussy, Marc? Amanda says that she'll skip Prada, and that his girlfriend is reporting for duty. She asks where they're going to dinner, and Marc sadly says that Amanda isn't coming. Amanda reminds him that, to his mother, she's the love of Marc's life. Marc says that she's officially released from beard duty, and to consider herself shaved. Amanda asks if Marc actually told his mother that he's gay. He says no, but that after telling his mother for two years that he and Amanda were dating, she started pressuring him to "buy the cow." Amanda asks if he's saying that it's over, and that she's fat. Or that Marc needs milk for strong bones? Marc says that it's not her, it's him. Amanda looks really offended. Sometimes fake breakups can be just as hard as real ones. Amanda stomps off, saying that she's the best fake girlfriend he'll ever have. He yells after her that they'll always have that fake pregnancy scare, and she says quite loudly that it was a real scare; it just wasn't his. This causes stares from some co-workers. They should be used to this sort of thing by now.