Episode Report Card Djb: B+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT It's Not A Toomah
By Djb | Season 4 | Episode 7 | Aired on 07.31.2004
Now, I don't know if I buy this Stakeout premise entirely, but it pays off really well, so we'll leave it alone. Rico swings by The Sideways Eight and rests Hop on Baby Daddy against the door of her shanty. From the car, Vanessa watches, Rico slinks away, and Lorelai is pretty.
Justin Ther-just-geaux-already unpacks some boxes and banters with an entering Brenda about unpacking some boxes. She tells him she wants to finish unpacking later and is more in a mood now to "watch bad TV." You still got That's My Dog on TiVo, or...? Joe plops himself down on the couch as Brenda makes for the cable cords, Joe telling her that they'll have to make a decision soon on what should be the office and what should be the nursery, smothering, "You might already be pregnant." She tells him that she "got it yesterday," and his line is a leeeeetle too obvious in reply: "That's why you looked so sad when you came home late after class." He's clueless and we get it. She screws in some cords as she tells him that "maybe it's for the best," what with them breaking up soon and everything.
Professor Lesbian looks at Claire's photos of basement blood and other ephemera (please let "Basement Blood And Other Ephemera" be the name of her first solo show, y'all) and announces, "Well, it's definitely an improvement. Yet there's still something unsatisfying about these." The girl in the back row whose name we don't know volunteers that they're "technically good," adding, "It's just that they're...finite." Professor Lesbian thinks that's an excellent way to describe them, saying that all of them "don't leave us with anything to ponder." Except for one of them. Can you guess which one it is? I'll give you a...nah, you already know. Professor Lesbian tells Claire, "It looks like she knows we're scared, but what's so scary about this beautiful woman? What's so scary about getting close to somebody. Because we don't quite know the answer...the photo haunts us. Nice work, Claire." Professor Lesbian asks the class if they have any questions, and the newly-emergent "Elyse" -- I don't know if that's how this girl's name is spelled, but that's how they spelled it on Top Model, so -- pipes up with a critique of the critique, getting all mad, "Claire takes an erotic picture of her beautiful girlfriend and she gets an 'A' just because you're a lesbian." And my comment back is, "You're expelled, you mouthy bitch." Claire calls upon Anita to tell Elyse that Claire and Mena Suvari are not a couple, and Anita defends her friend: "She's not Claire's girlfriend. That I know of." You're expelled, too. Hating Claire for hating her lack of inclination toward alternate sexuality is not a family value! Or have you people never seen a bumper sticker?
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19Next