Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 4 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT The Goldilocks Zone
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.27.2013
Alicia: "Not to my knowledge, only to discuss the honesty of my testimony, and gross me out."
Canning: "You just made partner! Congrats. How much is that gonna cost?"
Alicia: "My buy-in is $600K. How is that relevant?"
Canning: "You're a fourth-year associate, yeah? Do you think that's weird?"
Alicia: "I mean, yeah."
Canning: "Did you know you're one of five fourth-years offered partnership?"
Alicia: "Three mil, huh? Sure, fine. So we're going co-op apparently."
She gives a Dixie Carter-esque short speech about how she deserves every goddamn accolade she's earned in this life, but when he dismisses her from the stand she doesn't bother to sit down with her friends: Just walks past that chair, and keeps walking.
PETER'S LEADERSHIP THING
Eli: "Semiformal really works for you, you look amazing."
Alicia: "What's really amazing is this chardonnay I'm guzzling."
Eli: "You seem really angry and shattered right now. Like you're in a million pieces, all buzzing like bees. It's terrifying and beautiful."
Alicia: "Just tell me when you want me to lie about God, Eli."
Eli: "Okay, I can't deal with you right now. I can barely look at you. You're going to that Galadriel place and it's freaking me out."
Alicia: "Whatever, I'm outta here. Giant effin' Christian, comin' through!"
Jordan, befuddled Jordan: "Alicia, why don't you like me? The wife always likes me."
Alicia: "How about you, Jordan? Do you fucking believe in God?"
Jordan, subtle Jordan: "I believe in a lot of things. Rainbows. The smile of a child..."
Alicia: "-- Wrong answer, you little shit. Mama needs more wine, excuse me."
Alicia, heat-seeking: "Oh hey, Maddie Hayward. Want to have a huge fight? I'm still super pissed at you."
Maddie Hayward: "Long time no see, fellow woman in a man's world."
Alicia: "Make any new 'friends' lately? Maybe you can fake them out and make them feel like garbage, too. Unless I was the last friend you'll ever have."
Maddie Hayward: "You were the one that broke up with me, Alicia. And maybe if you could let go of this victimhood pose you're so sweet on..."
Alicia: "You can shove your victimhood pose right up your stupid ass, Maddie Hayward!"
Peter: "Ladies, ladies! I see that Joker smile on my wife's face that means she's about to bumrush you so I thought I'd come over and stick my big old face up in your business."