Episode Report Card Potes: B- | 18 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT Sizzle Tans
By Potes | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 08.04.2013
And then it's time for the big meet-up, which is happening at a place called the Brick House. It's mighty mighty…well, never mind. But seriously, how am I supposed to get that song out of my head now? Joe and Chris split off from Jacqueline and Teresa, and Jacqueline announces her intent to leave this situation in peace. Teresa starts the conversation by ordering a glass of wine, then saying that when she made up with Jacqueline in Napa, she meant it. But Jacqueline overheard Teresa saying that she hated her and couldn't stand the sight of her face, so that's awkward. Teresa of course is still pissed that Jacqueline accused her of being instrumental in the Melissa strippergate setup of 2012, and thinks that she caused the rift between her and Joe. Jacqueline says that, according to the Gorgas, that wasn't the reason why they didn't talk to Teresa for a year, and she's sick of being blamed for it. She's also sick of Teresa not taking accountability for anything. In an interview, she mentions the gall of Teresa to blame her for the Gorga family issues and ends with a kind of scary, "Fuck her."
But there's more! Teresa thinks it's fucked up that Jacqueline accused Juicy of cheating, and Jacqueline suggests that they change the subject. But nay, Teresa thinks that Jacqueline should apologize. Meanwhile, Chris and Juicy sit downstairs and have a talk. Chris never had a problem with Juicy, until he told some sort of business associate that Chris was shady. But Chris is willing to let bygones be bygones because, strangely enough, he misses his relationship with Juicy. Juicy says it's all water under the bridge now and no big deal, and they cheers. Back upstairs, Jacqueline talks about the boundaries that Teresa crossed with her. She thinks that Teresa is a sociopath, which is a word that Teresa is unfamiliar with. Teresa, however, thinks that Jacqueline is a sociopathic Twitterer. She adds, "I realize that there's evil people out there. And I just feel like you're one of them." So, that should resolve things nicely. She did hold to her promise not to yell, though.
Jacqueline calmly argues that she is in fact NOT an evil person, and that's an awfully hurtful thing to say, but Teresa lays forth evidence about Jacqueline turning on former friends and trying to bring them down. This, she says, is an evil thing. Joe and Chris enjoy a cigar together, while Teresa and Jacqueline continue to argue. Teresa seems to be shocked that she has hurt Jacqueline at all, and asks exactly how. Jacqueline is hesitant, and Teresa wonders why she's holding back. With that, we're out, wondering which odious deep dark secret will come out next.