Episode Report Card Montykins: A | 425 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Don't Lose the Hostages
By Montykins | Season 2 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2012.05.06
The advisor's reasoning for Robb not taking his whole army away is that the Lannisters are on the run and if Robb goes north, he'll lose his advantage. Robb wants Theon brought to him alive, but the most important thing is that Bran and Rickon be kept safe.
Back to Winterfell! Osha is taking another shot at trying to convince Theon she could serve him. He calls her a lying little savage, so it's not going too well. And he firmly refuses to give her a spear. She says, "There are other ways to serve, my prince." She says the free people know things. Theon guesses that one of them is "How to eat dirt." She says she's talking about "Other things. Savage things." Things with nipples. By which I mean that she's taken off her robe and is now nekkid. If you're looking for clips for your Nymphadora Tonks fanvid, this is where to go. She says she just wants her freedom. He eyeballs her breasts (as does the camera) and says she'll have it if she serves him well.
Sansa gets her wounds touched up by Shae, who you'll remember is her handmaiden when she's not being Tyrion's... uh, bedmaiden. Sansa thought she was going to be killed because all the men out in the city hated her. Shae explains, "You are everything he will never have. Your horse eats better than his children." Sansa protests that she hates the king more than anyone and Shae tells her not to say that out loud. Sansa trusts Shae, but Shae accurately explains to her how to live: "Don't trust anybody. Life is safer that way."