Episode Report Card M. Giant: C+ | 330 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Thrilling Bureaucratic Intrigue!
By M. Giant | Season 5 | Episode 16 | Aired on 2006.04.03
And now, at 10:17:42, it is I who looks disgusted as Slime unctuously presents himself before Audrey and invites her to join him in the Situation Room. I'd like to join him to a downed power line. Audrey's not happy about it, but she goes. Chloe notices, realizing this can mean nothing good.
Kiefer's driving along in his CTUmobile, now looking as fresh as a daisy that hasn't been blown up in the last twenty minutes. His cell phone rings with a call from Wayne, asking if he's okay. Kiefer grumps that he's fine, the way he always does, and apologizes to Wayne for not having everyone behind his brother's death in custody yet. Like he's just been fucking around for the last fifteen hours or something. That just happens to be the reason Wayne's calling: he explains that he's with Evelyn, who, in case you forgot, is sitting on her evidence due to her daughter having been kidnapped. "This has to be Henderson," Kiefer says, as if Wayne knows who Christopher Henderson even is. Wayne says they're expecting a call any minute from the kidnappers to set up a meeting, and Kiefer says he wants to be in on the call. Nosy bastard. He adds that CTU will provide operational support and says they need a place for him to meet up with Wayne and Evelyn. Wayne suggests a barn he passed on the way in, because somehow he got the memo that the woods around Not Camp David aren't crawling with hit men anymore. Kiefer promises to be there in twenty minutes, and they hang up.