Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Guess Who's Coming To Breakfast?
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 8 | Aired on January 14, 2002
But before Jalapeno reaches the ladies', Milo collides into her and asks her where Nina went. Jalapeno explains that Nina was "called out," and walks around him toward the bathroom. Milo stops her again and complains that he's got nothing to do until Nina lets him know what to do about the fake keycard. Oh yeah, man, I used to hate it when I temped and I'd make $22 per hour doing absolutely nothing but surfing the web. It just made me feel so empty inside. I tried to fill the void with a debauched orgy of bill paying and grocery shopping but the voices in my head kept growing louder and louder. Not even the new mini-stereo system I bought could drown them out! Anyway, Jalapeno tries to throw him a bone by promising him that he can help her with some file formatting to pass the time. "They didn't bring me in here at five in the morning to format files!" whines Milo. Jalapeno ignores him and slips into the ladies'. A full-body shot reveals that Jalapeno is now wearing a new pair of jeans and has now changed "costumes" a total of three times since midnight. And once again I notice how amazing her body is as she pauses at the mirror to play with her hair and wait for a faceless ko-worker to wash her hands and get out of there. She slips into a stall, whips out her Palm Pilot, and receives a new message from Gaines. He asks her if Milo knows about the fake keycard. Jalapeno replies that he does. Gaines tells her to take care of it, and to make up an excuse for why Nina isn't in the office…because she's dead. Jalapeno is stunned by this bit of news, and I would like to think that it is making her feel like a piece of crap. She logs off and turns off her Palm Pilot. Oh, and speaking of crap? Gaines can see inside the ladies' room over the CTU security system. Kreepy!